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Markoi Jaric marries Victoria Secret's beauty

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Lady_Di, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. Patience

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    Apparently he just gave LeBron a hard smack in the face.
     
  2. bullardfan

    bullardfan なんでやねん

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    he isnt. those are really bad pictures. when he was with the clippers he just looked strung out on heroin.
     
  3. ivanyy2000

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    I agree with you.

    But I think folks here are just insanely jealous of his accomplishment.

    F*** this, the world is sooo unfair.
     
  4. jlaw718

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    Is Seal considered "elite"? Good artist, but that is STILL one of the classic aesthetically-mismatched celebrity relationships.
     
  5. Shaud

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    Female?
     
  6. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Brilliant!! I knew he looked like a goofus, but the words to describe him just weren't there... until you, KC, pulled them out of your furry tail.


    Sam and B-Bob will never forgive you. :eek:
     
  7. Dave_78

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    "Kiss From a Rose"
    "Fly Like an Eagle"

    Those may be old but that's like having a 50 point game. You can never take that from Seal. Plus, he is so ugly with those scars that he has a novelty factor.
    Jaric just looks like a bum with an IQ of 80.

    Yes, I am jealous and I am hating.
     
  8. KingCheetah

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  9. krnxsnoopy

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    OH MY GOD... LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE!
     
  10. Shroopy2

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    He's probably the male definition of butterface (butthisface, plain buttface?) Meaning he has all the physical traits like being tall, strong and lean but with an ugly mug. Guys are just as guilty of that. (Brad Pitt and Gwenyth Paltrow?) Plus he has money, though she'll be making more money in the long term.

    Would response be much better if it were Brent Barry, Wally Z, Rudy Fernandez, any other light skinned NBA Player? The Tyra Banks Chris Webber thing was getting comments and that was a much more sensible fit than this. I guess more than anything the fame has to match up too, or the ridiculous riches like Salma Hayek and her old crusty rich guy.

    So how long do you predict this marriage to last?
     
  11. WhoMikeJames

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    His eyes are small.
     
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    0-12 over 4 games since he got married... :D

    Funny about all the female? opinions on Jaric here. I thought the Euro designer grunge look was popular among the office girls?
     
  13. cfansnet

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    Or would he date her if she wasn't pretty? I guess it works both ways.
     
  14. Patience

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    You forgot "Crazy." That's a great song by Seal.
     
  15. Mr. Clutch

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    Eh, she's ok looking. Above average I'd say. I've dated hotter.

    By the way, is he really ugly? I'm not gay so I can't tell. Maybe he really is hot (to women)?
     
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    I don't believe it either. She's probably one of those girls that claim she is a virgin, because she only gets in the backdoor.
     
  17. cheshire

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    A definition of a lucky guy!
     
  18. Tsquare

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    she's a dream girl and the hottest Victoria Secret model to me. what a lucky guy.
     
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    shame on you lady-di, bashing on the guy's looks

    anyways, it pays to be a conditioned athlete guys, go get to the gym and get ur butts in shape :p
     
  20. TheRealist137

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    Brad Pitt doesn't have an ugly face
     

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