An intelligent man. No surprise, considering who it is. My favorite thing to do? Make a nice, warm bubble bath for my sweetie on evenings when I think I might get lucky. Nothing like clean, warm, fragrant... uh, never mind! Who cares how much bush there is? I sure as hell don't! Solving that problem, if you think it's a problem? Offer to do the trim job yourself. It's terribly sexy, in my opinion, and fun.
btw, it's a two way street. If you're going to give a razor, you better be ready to take a razor too.
Well, I did get out of that and she's going with my sister, so I do get to watch the Rockets. And it's my own personal Christmas Eve anyway. So there's that.
That's all well and good, but TONIGHT.......tonight is about serving the man, not the other way around. I think we deserve ONE FREAKIN' NIGHT. Spoiler And I do mean "freakin'....AWWWW YEEEEAAAAH!!!
ok I just had two steak taquitos from Taco Bell anyone want to take my kids so I can have my other treat?
I haven't had a course on pregnancy in awhile, but does pregnancy impair the jaw in some way? Otherwise, I fail to see the validity of the excuse.
If your girlfriend can't make it over tonight, do you get a leprechaun blowjob to go along with your corned beef, cabbage & beer on St. Patrick's Day this Saturday?
And if she pisses you off on Valentines Day you still have bring her flowers and candy. If she pisses you off on Valentines Day you have to do more since you ruined Valentine's by getting mad.
