Stone's pitch: "Hey, wanna leave your family and fly overseas again to join one of the worst teams in the league to help make our rookies look good? You probably won't start and we're most likely not going to make the playoffs during your entire tenure here, but the Spanish food is pretty good! I mean, not Spain good, but still good!"
Please, DaDa, parse your sentence. Or at least effortfully punctuate as per requisite unnastanning. Thanks.
