Man *** Valentines Day

If yall wanna get freaky, Me and Jesus have birthdays 43 hours apart.

 

I know the perfect spot for us to meet

 

Not sure about Pat Green or Kevin Fowler, let Us know who's playing on 12/27/24

 

It’s your ****in place book someone good and you let me know

 

I don't know where the **** that place is.

 

It’s in your backyard, buck

(it’s in Buda on 1626, drive by it often, looks ok.)

 

Oh hell no I don't drive down there ever. I35 can suck it.

You just don't know me that well at all.

Now if you wanted to go to Albert, or Luckenbach, or Twin Sisters or Devil's Backbone, or a bunch of other places....we can talk

 

What are you talking about, your name is Buck, your black and white and live in a 2 hour radius of Austin, what else is there to know???

 

"your black and white", huh?

Now I'm a cop?

 

It's aight, slick:

 

No, a general

 

Devil’s Backbone? The hill that has a deadly run of streets and highways that runs through Cleveland OH that the outcast crew skated to ‘settle some scores’ against the preps in the all-time-classic rollerblading movie Airborne?

Sick.

 

Devil's Backbone. I also forgot to mention the Willow City Loop on my list of Hill Country drives.

But since you mentioned it, this may educate you a little bit:

 

Someday I'm going to come to your ranch, help out with the cows and ****, then when that's all done we can drive around and relive these sorts of stories in 'central' Texas. I promise I don't ever start the fights, they just sort of happen.

 

Yeah...people say that...someday

 

Or even 3 days before. Luckily my wife doesn't much care for Valentines.

 

its ridiculous that theres an expectation to do something on men. Not a real holiday and ploy to sell choclate

 

NTTAWWT

 

Even more ridiculous that it’s one of the few nights a year most guys ‘get’ a bj.