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Man Sprays Supermarket Food With Urine

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeremiah, May 19, 2008.

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  1. meggoleggo

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    Why, thank you, good sir! :D
     
  2. Surfguy

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    What's the point of spraying urine on vegetables in the first place? If you can answer question one, then...what really is the point if your going to do it when people can see you do it and you go to jail over it? He did it and there was apparently no way he was going to get away with it...because he is an idiot and idiots always lose. If you are going to go through the trouble, then at least make an effort to get away with it without everyone seeing you do it. Maybe he could have put it in his mouth and then sneezed it all over the vegetables? Oops. lol
     
  3. MattM

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    sounds like he was pissed off and fed up
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    In the 5 o'clock news, a reporter interviewed one of the food products which was quoted as saying: "Man, I'm pissed off. :mad: " <-real smiley

    :confused: anyone?
     
  5. thegary

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    i would have used my own tube
     
  6. Apollo Creed

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    I thought I was sanitizing it, back off
     
  7. Surfguy

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    He's a urinarian. He only eats food that has been soaked in his own urine.

    That said...he should have waited until he got home to do it but he was trying to get other people to turn urinarian. Urinarians believe that, like has been mentioned, urine cleanses/sanitizes food prior to consumption.

    What a sick b*stard. Someone should poo in his mouth in prison. Then, he can be a poopurinarian.
     
  8. Invisible Fan

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    After sharing his number one issue with others, he's now relieved of his burdens.
     
  9. Nice Rollin

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    at least it's urine and not anything else. Technically, unrine is clean.
     
  10. krnxsnoopy

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    Suddenly I smell urine in my room.

    Weird..
     
  11. Jeremiah

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    Urine is sterile. What it comes out of is not. Unless urine good health.
     

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