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Man slaps stranger's crying child

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Mrs. Valdez, Sep 2, 2009.

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  1. Rockets2K

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    you can believe what you want, but I assure you that if you walk up to my kid(all of mine are teen or older, so this is theoretical at this point) and slap her multiple times, I dont give a big rats rearend what you look like...you are gonna have a 6'2"/250 pissed-off guy going for your throat. I may end up in jail, or I might end up injured if you are a big enough p***y to pull a weapon....but I WILL defend my children.

    and you can take that to the bank.
     
  2. T-man

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    This is probably the most ridiculous thing I have seen on this board. I don't think anybody would stop to interview the guy about how skilled he is before attacking him if he was attacking their child. I don't think anybody would really care. First instinct is to call out your manhood in this case, But that is not even the route to take here. I would venture to say that dude could whoop most women, but I gurantee you that about 90% of mothers would have would gone full force without regard for their safety to save their child from a lunatic attacking their 2 year old child. Your seems to be a deep fear that most in this world don't have when it comes to protecting their child.
     
  3. ima_drummer2k

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    What if the guy had a suitcase nuke? Yeah! I'll bet you wouldn't be talking all that smack then, would you? Uh huh. I thought so.


    I think Yonkers was facetiously poking fun at Vinsanity's post.
     
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  4. BetterThanI

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    I got the reference.
     
  5. Yonkers

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    I guess I need to include :rolleyes: in my replies. It was a sarcastic response to Vinsanity.
     
  6. Pistol Pete

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    Some of you people are just f'n stupid. I would beat this dude's ass if I saw him slap someone elses child, let alone mine and I would report him if I saw him slap his own.

    You have no damn idea of what's going on with what you think is a misbehaving kid. The kid could have a mental handicap like Autism.
     
  7. Vinsanity

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    So if Brock Lesner smacked your child, you would beat his ass? I believe that you may go after him and attack him, but you would get your ass kicked. My post was mainly in response to those people who say they would pummel someone if they smacked their child. Not attack. I just think its funny how everyone assumes that they will come out on top if they are defending their child/wife/girlfriend/dog/cat etc.... Like their fighting skills (if they have any to begin with) will automatically become superhuman in that situation.
     
  8. Vinsanity

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    How do you KNOW that you could beat his ass? This is my point. Yes, you should attemtp to, I'm with you on that, but how can you say for sure that you would come out on top?
     
  9. Al Calavicci

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    SCORE!!! What a thrilling victory over semantics this must be for you. :rolleyes:

    As for the story...I've totally felt what that guy was feeling...but you can't just go around slappin babies. Just daydream about it like I do. Besides, you can be much more creative in your imagination. Why, just the other day at the movies I imagined taking this screaming toddler (at an r movie no less) and putting him in my jumbo popcorn container and rolling him out the theater.

    Much more satisfying than being arrested.
     
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    Hispanic??? :confused:

    That's what SHE said. :eek:
     
  11. Rocket River

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    by that same token
    He sure picked his VICTIM well
    He didn't smack some kid there with his dad
    or even one where the mother looked like she'd take him down
    no
    this sorry peice of ***** chose the weakest person
    he figured he could get away with it
    and
    for the record
    It don't matter .. . if it was some big ass dude
    I may have gotten an *ss kicking but
    I will be hunting for that MFer . . . .He'd never be safe again
    and yes
    either way . . i'd be trying to send them to jail too

    Rocket River
     
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    You are incorrect sir.
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    :D

    Don't know why, but you reminded me of:
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    Mr. River. :D
     
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    I don't understand how everyone is saying they would beat this guy to a bloody pulp for slapping a child. I would grab him in the collar and give him a shove into the wall and a harsh threat for doing something like that, but I wouldn't go ballistically crazy on him. If he was punching my child, then yeah, I would go all out. But seriously, you'd kill a man for slapping your child?
     
  15. Icehouse

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    I wish a MUFA would hit my kid (assuming I had one). It would not have even gotten to that point.

    "I'm gonna shut that kid up"

    "Ok, and then they will have to tote you out of here in a bodybag"

    "I was just playing......"
     
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    I ****ing protect my family. Ride or die *****.
     
  17. aghast

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    I'm supposed to babysit my sister's kid tomorrow.

    I'm going to take him to Target, then taunt him mercilessly when we get there. ("There is no Santa Claus," "Social security will run out by the time you're old enough to receive it," "Your mother's a harlot," etc.). When he starts his crying tantrum (might be kinda tough: he is 15 now, though a little bit of a sissy), I'm gonna sit him on the floor in the electronics department, and let him wail away.

    If anyone tries to step to him to shut him up, you better be dang sure I will be standing nearby, and I will beat their ---.

    Nobody questions my uncle-ing skills.
     
  18. Manny Ramirez

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    Unlike me. :eek:
     
  19. Coach AI

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    This is kind of a pointless thing to try to debate. Unless you really don't understand what folks in this thread mean, you are just talking about semantics. In that case, we could discuss your spelling of the word 'attempt'. :p

    In all seriousness though, the outcome isn't the point; only that a person would defend their child. It's just as likely (or probably more likely) that the dude that would slap a stranger's little child is an POS like this as it is he would be 'Brock Lesnar'.
     
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