Man kills wife because she....

I guess some people do anything to fake an insanity defense.

I hope in the future B-bob enjoys cutting his fancy bread with a bread knife.

 

damn, what a cockblocker.

 

A breadknife???!?? I don't think a hack with a breadknife would slice off a penis. I'm guessing there was sawing action involved.

 

After reading the follow-up, it probably went down something like this:

Her: "Yo yo yo. What up, ex hub? What did you call me over for?"
Him: "You know, darling, I think we should get back together."
Her: "Aww no. Are you trippin' me, dog?"
Him: "But without your love, I have no use for my penis!" *hack* *saw*
Her: "...............Well... Good luck with all that. Bye now."
*STAB*

Have, have, have, have, have!

 

Justifiable homicide. I guarantee no jury of men in the US would convict him of murder.

 

I guess you didn't read the follow-up.

 

We can all only hope the big lebowski kills us before the germans cut off our penises.

 

Yuck!!!!!!!!!! Instant insanity defense.

 

Cut off a finger...a hand, a food, a leg, an arm....but leave the big fella out of your murder'n ways!

 

Being pennyless is better than being penisless.

 

Van Gough was crazy and he chopped off his ear for some girl... I guess Van Gough is looking pretty sissy for only going for an ear.

Weak.

 

LMAO!