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Man, I Can't Believe That I Just Realized This!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Jun 27, 2002.

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  1. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    You have NO idea how many times, on a daily basis here in NY, I hear that "Only steers and queers come from Texas" quote from FMJ...
     
  2. Mango

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    Wasn't that line or quite similar first used in <i>An Officer and a Gentleman</i>? That movie had Richard Gere, Debra Winger, David Keith and Louis Gossett Jr as the principals.



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  3. Old Man Rock

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    Sergeant HARTMAN walks down the line to another recruit, a tall, overtweight boy.

    HARTMAN: Did your parents have any children that lived?

    PYLE: Sir, yes, sir!

    HARTMAN: I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatboy?

    PYLE: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!

    HARTMAN: Lawrence? Lawrence, what, of Arabia?

    PYLE: Sir, no, sir!

    HARTMAN: That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty boy?

    PYLE: Sir, no, sir!

    HARTMAN: Do you suck d#@ks?

    PYLE: Sir, no, sir!

    HARTMAN:Bullsh#t! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

    PYLE: Sir, no, sir!

    HARTMAN: I don't like the name Lawrence! Only f#*ggots and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle!

    PYLE: Sir, yes, sir!

    I'll email you the shooting script if anyone is interested.
     
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  4. Rashmon

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    All time favorite is Dr Strangelove but the first 20 minutes of FMJ is probably some of the finest stuff put to film. Absolutely riveting.

    paraphrasing: What do they all have in common? They learned to shoot in the marines.
     

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