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So not to go all serious or anything...but how does this happen? I mean, when I read it I immediately assumed the ex-wife was asleep, but from the way the article reads it sounds like she wasn't. So unless a guy is tying a woman up or forcably holding her down on the ground (which would be a lot more violent than just a schlong smack), then she basically had to let him do this, right? And THEN she gets mad and calls the police? Just a weird situation... Edit: Nevermind, I thought he slapped her in the face...I guess if he just slapped her anywhere it wouldn't be as difficult. Just not as satisfying.
True story: I once had this girl in a friends with benefits situation. This girl is perhaps the most freakiest girl I've dealt with to date. She'd let me do ANYTHING to her to varying degrees of ridiculousness and disrespect and she loved it. One of those types that loved for you to contortion her into a wall when banging violently while choking and hawking loogies into her face and mouth (per her request). Seemingly, the worst you could do to a girl would be what would turn her on most.................... except a good ol' dick slap. After all of the things I've done to her that'd make my mother vomit, this cray cray bish chased a half naked Dub out of her apartment after committing to that one night. I didn't know you could go to jail for pecker slapping a girl but damn if it isn't seemingly the universal "Oh HAIL NO!" reaction for most women.
