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Man Goes to Jail for Slapping ex-Wife with Penis

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Nov 24, 2012.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    the headline speaks for itself

    http://bangordailynews.com/2012/11/...l-for-striking-estranged-wife-with-genitalia/

     
    #1 hotballa, Nov 24, 2012
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  2. coolweather

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    too soft to make a damage...
     
    #2 coolweather, Nov 24, 2012
  3. blink

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    Ridiculous. If you cant slap a woman with your penis, then whats it all for.
     
    #3 blink, Nov 24, 2012
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  4. Grape_Swisha281

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    damn i should have a life sentence
     
    #4 Grape_Swisha281, Nov 24, 2012
  5. Behad

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    A 62 year old ball sack can do a lot of damage when slung around.
     
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  6. heypartner

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    I think the dude will be a hero in jail for his 5 days. "So, what are you in for." "Slapping a b**** with my penis."
     
    #6 heypartner, Nov 24, 2012
  7. Dairy Ashford

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    He would have to be very close, holding it for control and turning his hips for momentum.
     
    #7 Dairy Ashford, Nov 24, 2012
  8. LC Rox Fan

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    He might not have had to be very close....
     
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    sig-worthy!
     
    #9 rm365, Nov 24, 2012
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    I dare someone to post the dick slapping gif.
     
    #10 percicles, Nov 24, 2012
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    [​IMG]
     
    #11 The Situation, Nov 24, 2012
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    I think she'll find the conditions in Pakistan a lil more deplorable.
     
    #12 Classic, Nov 24, 2012
  13. The Hunted

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    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HvVTnG87wbo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    NWA style.
     
    #14 smoove shoez, Nov 24, 2012
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    It was self defense. Give him his FREEDOM
     
    #15 FLAGRANT1, Nov 24, 2012
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    The good ol' days, right?
     
    #16 Rocketman95, Nov 24, 2012
  17. Behad

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    That was a low blow. Like, hanging down to the kneecaps low.
     
    #17 Behad, Nov 25, 2012
  18. RedDynasty

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    What a boss.
     
    #18 RedDynasty, Nov 25, 2012
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    Cushing county, where the badasses are.
     
    #19 CCorn, Nov 25, 2012
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    That's why I wait till they're asleep!
     
    #20 QdoubleA, Nov 25, 2012
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