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Man finds human penis in bottle of fruit punch

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Ottomaton, Sep 30, 2001.

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  1. RocksMillenium

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    I saw this link 4 days ago and promised myself I wouldn't read it, then rockHEAD had to click the freaking thing and bring it back up! :) How would you like to be the guy, what would you hope that you drank, a drink with a human penis in it, or a drink with mold and bacteria and god knows what else floating around in it? Either way dude is scarred for life!
     
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    Mold in the shape of a severed penis is almost as bad as the penis-in-a-jar itself. And what kind of lousy coroner can't tell the difference between a penis and a piece of mold? Doesn't say much for his years of medical training.
     
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    Completely tasteless (well maybe consistent with this thread), but.....a <i> lesbian </i> one?
     
  4. TheFreak

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    I'm with RM95 here. Anybody that would let someone do this kind of stuff is SCUM. No wonder you work such a sh***y job. ****ing low class pieces of ****. I was a bus boy and if I ever saw someone do something like this I'd get their punk ass fired on the spot.
     
  5. SmeggySmeg

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    Anyone think it could have been a Penis-Colada for sale
     
  6. glynch

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    I resisted clicking on this damn thread numerous times. If Dr. of Dunk and others hadn't boosted the reply count I never would have done it.

    Thanks, Doctor and others
     
  7. RocksMillenium

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    Throw me on the list of people who think you're a piece of garbage if you dump stuff in the food, feces or otherwise. Not only should you get fired, but the people that it was done to should sue. I know I would sue the piece of crap until he didn't have a dime to his name left.
     
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    I concur. I worked at numerous restaurants during college. One of my coworkers, retired from the navy, told me how he used to "**** the pizza dough" when he worked as a cook on a submarine. Can you imagine being on the receiving end of such a "prank". I think I'd kill someone for doing something like that to me.

    Incidentally, I once walked in on someone masturbating (apparently: his back was to me) into a bag of semolina in the freezer. I told my boss, and he thought that I was insane.... we threw the bag away anyhoo.
     

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