My dad once told me this story about a friend of his who was one of the ambulance medics. He said that he showed up at a scene and there was a woman crying in a bedroom and a locked bathroom with blood pooling out from under the door. The couple only spoke French, so they couldn't extract an explanation of what was wrong. They eventually broke through the door and found the husband there, passed out. You see, the husband was under the impression that his penis was too small. So, in a wonderful example of ridiculously bad logic, he felt that if he slit his penis down the middle, it would eventually heal back and be much bigger. So that is what he did. Of course, the pain was too much, and he bled so profusely he started to try to mop it up with some french bread. When the paramedics got there, he was passed out from blood loss with a blood-soaked loaf of french bread stuffed in his pants. I can't imagine the kind of person that would be able to slit their penis down the center (likely with some kind of kitchen knife), but even moreso I can't imagine the person that would do that because he really thought it would somehow make it bigger. It makes me queasy everytime I think about that story.
Oh man, that is too rich... On Bastille Day, no less! Thanks! That's not the worst logic I've heard though - at least he didn't try to stretch in one of those cow-milking contraptions (Snopes check anyone?).
That is too nasty for words. This should serve as a graphic reminder of Say No to Drugs, especially halluogenic ones!!!!
