Man Caught Peeing On Female Co-Workers' Chairs for Five Months

Really? Damage on the chairs was over $4,500?

 

Sounds like salirophiliac.

 

B!tch please, here we have a dude droppin' loads in his female coworkers water bottle multiple times.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/02/24/man-found-guilty-in-semen-assault-case/

My favorite part-
“I had a hunch that’s what it was, but I wouldn’t dream in a million years that’s what it was,” she said.
After being transferred to the company’s office in Orange, the woman said she again tasted semen in her water last April 6. Up to that point, she had been more careful with her water, dumping it when she left, she said.
Tiffany testified she threw the water bottle away that January. But after the second time in April, she kept the fouled liquid and asked her fiancee put his semen in a water bottle to see if that’s what she had tasted at work."

 

Those are some expensive chairs. They're living large at the Farm Bureau.

 

$4,500 for 4 chairs. That's over $1100 for a chair . The chair is probably more expensive than their PC and monitor. Even if those chairs are leather, the company is being ripped off.

 

Just a basic home office chair at office max is several hundred dollars. Nice chairs used at large corporations are easily 1,000 or more. Not sure why everyone is surprised. Doesn't seem like that much to me for a nice chair.

 

I'm not sure I'd hire this guy just based on his looks. It can't be that hard to find DBAs or MSCEs who are halfway normal.

 

lol.. caught with his pants down

 

LOL. So great. She asks her fiance to j*zz into a water battle so she can compare it. Then the guy who was questioned voluntarily gives a DNA sample.

 

Sure, there are some expensive chairs out there. This guy was just looking up any attractive female, so I am assuming most of their chairs are the standard variety. Once you take out the discounts given to companies, the prices are even cheaper. Most office chairs are under $1100, especially with discounts.
Here is Office Max chair list. Their basic chairs are under $250. Their best chairs top out at $899. I wouldn't go to Office Max for the best chairs anyway.

$29 - $178.99 (186)
$179 - $248.99 (170)
$249 - $313.99 (181)
$314 - $408.99 (186)
$409 - $899.99 (190)

http://www.officemax.com/office-furniture/chairs

Those secretaries must be living large at their workplace. They ain't shopping at Office Max.

 

I bet it pissed off a lot of people at work.

 

Frankly, I think she had direct sample of her fiancee's j*zz. She just didn't to blurt out that she sucked his ****. Yeah, drinking it out of water isn't much of a difference, but it's chick logic.

 

Ass Beat time
I have low tolerance for this kind of filth
If one of them beat him severely. . i'd say it was justified

Rocket River

 

Aeron chairs can run around $1,000 and I haven't been to an office in the last 6 or 7 years that wasn't using them. Also bear in mind that a well-built chair can presumably last for a good number of years and the cost can probably be spread out over that time frame. Additionally, estimated value may just mean retail replacement cost, which might be higher than whatever corporate discount they got elsewhere. And no reason to assume secretaries, line managers and VPs aren't using the same exact chairs.

 

I'm not even sure what would compel someone to do something like this.

bigtexxx probably knows.

 

I didn't know most administrative staffers got better chairs than Herman Miller Aerons. As I said, they aren't going to Office Max/Office Depot/Staples for most of their chairs.

Even the top of the line Herman Miller Aeron is under $1100.
http://store.hermanmiller.com/Products/Aeron-Chair

 

I would have thought just sniffing their chairs would be enough, especially on a hot day or something.