I really don't think anyone here is making fun of people with schizophrenia. Yes, they are. No, they're not. Oh, bite me! Oh, that's real mature. You can go straight to the neether reaches!!
Everyone here gave me a good laugh. This is too funny. Not planning ahead....great! Anyway, he could not properly crucify himself because in a true crucifixion your legs would have been broken. This is a cruel punishment. If you don't know how crucifixion worked, read up on it. The Romans perfected a way to punish an ultimately kill people. I believe we should instill the crucifixion as the only means of death penalty. I'd guarantee murder rates would drop. Who wants a slow death?
My best friend's uncle is manic and when he stays off his meds for too long, he thinks he's jesus and does all sorts of stuff like blessing people at the supermarket.... I dont think he ever tried this though....