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  1. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    cars...

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

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    #1 RoxSqaud, May 25, 2011
  2. moestavern19

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    Hide your kids, hide your wife, cover your exhaust pipe
     
    #2 moestavern19, May 25, 2011
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  3. Eric Riley

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    SNL skit that shows the exact same thing...

    <iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/h5sOCEUpGZI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  4. Mr. Brightside

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    Who here hasn't been interested sexually with cars/vans at some point in their lives. This guy just never grew out of that phase.
     
    #4 Mr. Brightside, May 25, 2011
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    Reminds me of the Nip Tuck episode about furniture fetishes.
     
    #5 heypartner, May 25, 2011
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    Would hit.
     
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    The moral of this story.......don't always assume the white spot on your car is bird ****
     
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  8. Rox_fan_here

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    If this guy ran his own mechanic shop.

    (Customer enters)

    Mmm Excuse me sir my car has been having a little bit of trouble lately.

    (Pops open the hood)

    Well your oil is fine, carborator seems to be working well, ahh what the hell, well sir I think I see your problem ...... your c*m level is empty straigh bone dryyy. Leave her with me and I'll have her running like a beauty. Pick her up tomorrow at 6:00PM.
     
    #8 Rox_fan_here, May 25, 2011
  9. LonghornFan

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    It's times like these where I wish the internet would break.
     
    #9 LonghornFan, May 25, 2011
  10. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I have a Corvette Stringray. Totally get where he’s coming from.
     
    #10 Ziggy, May 25, 2011
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    ummm okkayyy.. I think you need some help too... It's one thing to appreciate cars and find them gorgeous and love cars as a hobby. But sexually?? That's just weird in any phase of life.
     
    #11 SunsRocketsfan, May 25, 2011
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    #12 MoonDogg, May 25, 2011
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    The American fetish with expensive cars is really just one step removed from wanting to totally **** cars.
     
    #13 thadeus, May 25, 2011
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    <iframe width="640" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vZTYkmAcsvk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    ^ @ 1:04 - That's what SHE said! :grin:

    Mechanophillia is not a new thing, ladies and gentlemen. :eek:
     
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    Too....many......jokes.....

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    <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ldyx3KHOFXw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Them Autobots are more than meets the stiff one eye.
     
    #20 Yonkers, May 25, 2011
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