That rodent is Alvin Chipmunk's b*stard son and that Chupacabra thing is the love beast of Rosie O'Donnel and Richard Simmons.
Their first deal-a-meal exercise tape together will be out just in time for the holidays... "Richard and Chupy - Low Carb Goat Sucking for a New You" With special guests: Rosie, Jared, and Richard Gere.