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Make the most boring possible description of your favorite movie

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Oct 16, 2020.

  1. jiggyfly

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    Man steps on glass and cuts feet after losing shoes.
     
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    Man goes to France to tell guy about a funeral.

    Saving Private Ryan.
     
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    For those wanting actual titles, here's mine in order they appeared in this thread
    Martian
    Bad Words
    Tag
    Logan
    Uncle Buck
    Gremlins
    War Games
    Big Trouble in Little China
    Princess Bride
    Transformers
    Field of Dreams
    Groundhog Day
    Unstoppable
     
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    Man travels to France to pick up his dead son's body, and then walks to Spain.

    The Way

    Wimpy boy surrenders in combat, cuts off his dad's arm trying to save himself, gets tortured, and cries out for his dad to save him. Dad steps up to plate and saves his pissant son Jim Abbott style.

    Return of the Jedi
     
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    @Jontro what movie this be?
     
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    My guess
    "Knives out"
     
  7. Xerobull

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    Deepthroat
     
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    Conan the Barbarian
     
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    The Empire Strikes Back
     
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    Scott Pilgrim
     
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    Man loves smell of carcinogen when he wakes up

    Apocalypse Now
     
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    Murderous red light

    2001
     
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    You've got to be ****ing kidding me? You'd never heard of Smokey and the Bandit? Burt Reynolds? Jackie Gleason? Jerry Reed? Sally Field?

    Fun fact: top grossing movies of 1977: Star Wars, Smokey and the Bandit, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Saturday Night Fever...
     
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    Well, dammit, now I have to go back and...

    When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: 'Have ya paid your dues, Jack?' 'Yes sir, the check is in the mail.'

    Thanks for reminding me to watch that again.
     
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    Iowa farmer plows down failing farm so he can watch baseball...
     
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    Idiots aliens don't realize 2/3 of planet is water.
     
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    This is a good idea, since there's so many movies, while some of the descriptions are obvious others not. Put the answer in spoiler in the same post.
     
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    Man pretends to be crazy to avoid jail, gets lobotomized.
     
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    I know about Smokey I just did not connect it to what you posted.
     
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    That's not a boring description.:D

    That description would hook me.
     
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