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Make the most boring possible description of your favorite movie

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Oct 16, 2020.

  1. rocketsjudoka

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    It stars Kevin Costner and not even US Post Office wants anything to do with it.
     
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    A rich, lonely guy dies and reporters try and fail to figure out what his last words mean.
     
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    Guy crossdresses into a nanny to see his own kids. Divorced wife decides it's A-OK.
     
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    Trees are unable to kill mark wahlberg
     
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    a college football player with special needs is told he can do it.
     
  6. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
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    Guy steps into a puddle of water. Guy steps into a puddle of water. Guy steps into a puddle of water. Guy doesn't step into a puddle of water.
     
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    Guy takes his family on vacation, kills his aunt, gets rid of the body and tortures and kills her dog.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Christian Bale talks in obnoxious voice when dressed like a bat.
     
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    Gary Busey plays an evil, murderous cookie, and a piece of mar1juana paraphernalia talks ebonics and manipulates people.

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    I wish the posters in this thread could also post what movie they're referencing, in a spoiler tag. Would be fun to try and guess these and find out if you were right immediately, versus googling for an eternity on some of these lol
     
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    Cop looks forward to retirement gets new partner.

     
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    african crown prince travels to the united states to lie to a fastfood girl.
     
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    3 brachiopods, cussing ensues.
     
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    woman overcomes gag reflex
     
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    A lawyer who likes softball is forced to do his job by a private in the marines.
     
  20. The Captain

    The Captain ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Winner.
     

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