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Low Sperm Count

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Aug 26, 2009.

  1. PointForward

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    why are there no videos of McGrady masturbating?
     
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  2. Tom Bombadillo

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    Becuz Aron Brooks aint havs no hops!
     
  3. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    stop drinking mountain dew
     
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    Contrary to popular belief, self-gratification has its advantages. It can teach you about control for future sexual intensification with a partner. It can also prevent nocturnal emissions. There are a few more advantages I can mention, but I can't think of them right now. You will not, however, have a low sperm count due to excessive self-gratification. Men have a low sperm due to an unknown reason, but we know that it is not because your physique is small, your glands are smaller, or the frequency with which you complete secretion of reproductive glands. You will want to, however, stop doing it so much, as you use up energy you might need for other situations during the day and your body will not be prepared whenever you might need to secrete more. :eek:

    Oh, yeah, and... uhh... wash your hands often, please. :cool:
     
  7. rocketsjudoka

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    Narrow urethra..
     
  8. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I have no words.....other than...ROFLMAO !!!

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    Dude, seriously !!!

    DD
     
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    You masturbate so much, you're eligible for frequent flyer miles...
     
  11. Shroopy2

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    Perhaps this question should be directed to
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    for the entire world to assist you with
     
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  12. professorjay

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    You started this thread a little past midnight, and it's still early into today...but you've already been awarded:

    ClutchFans thread of the day for 8.26.09!

    Congratulations!
     
  13. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    you may not have kids, but you'll prevent cancer
     
  14. RedRowdy111

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  15. Manny Ramirez

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    Another advantage of self-gratification, I think, is that it helps you hold out longer when you have actual intercourse. Nothing worse than having the volcano erupt too soon, if you know what I mean, when you are getting your freak on.
     
  16. bladeage

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    Actually what makes you last longer is by exercising those muscles. Best way I have heard to do it, is, while you are peeing, start and stop. Thats pretty tough because there is nothing worse than holding your pee in once you have started.

    Anyway thats the best way to work those muscles. Start peeing, then stop every so often. Apparently you also have much stronger orgasms.
     
  17. SwoLy-D

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    :( That was my second sentence.
     
  18. ima_drummer2k

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    For some reason, this sentence made me laugh:

    You don't say. Duly noted. :D
     
  19. mazyar

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    You also worry about your thinning hair and your hair cut. You worry too much dude.

    Actually stress and too much worry leads to low sperm count.

    That and wearing tight underwear like briefs.
     
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    Are you trying to get in his briefs?
     

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