Lone Star Pornutopia Weekend

you guys attending this convention do realize that there will be a one foot radius of boner around you at all times?

don't bump into anyone! engarde! sword fight!

 

Whoa, Lisa Ann is gonna be there! As the first porno chick I ever saw in action (16 years ago) she will always have a special place on my hard drive.

 

Right before or after the midgets and amputees?

 

So you hate midgets, amputees, AND dogs? Dude, you got problems.

 

So far I'm batting .333!

 

From the list of invited "stars"

Not including Ron, and the owner of the Bunny Ranch from HBO series, the only face I recognize is this chick.



And that was just from a photo on another site's forums that someone posted.

 

You know a woman's breast feels like... a bag of sand.

 

That's cool they put it on the same day with the Rox-Cavs game.

 

Invited guest list isn't that good, although Lisa Ann (who is currently dating Kim Kardashian's little brother) is making a huge comeback this year as a cougar, esp making the movie Nailin' Palin.

Nothing beats AVN in Las Vegas.

 

I was watching TMZ the other day and they said that they broke up and she was on there and she said that maybe he was scared what his mom would think?

 

You do realize that you are on the internet...

 

Those that are going, you NEED to ask for Amanda Huggenkiss. She will change the way you think about p*rn forever! Just ask anyone there!!!

 

and i thought i was lazy......you can accidentally run into p*rn on the internet