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LMAO @ France's new tax

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Honey Bear, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. AroundTheWorld

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    What's stopping you?
     
  2. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    The law.

    Are you going to answer the question and show your nature?
     
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    You could apply for a visa?
     
  4. Mathloom

    Mathloom Shameless Optimist

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    For a study or tourist visa only.
     
  5. Honey Bear

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    Funny you mention the streets of Paris, Texas. There's also a place in France called Paris known to have streets that encourage romantic strolls. You and missus should visit some day!

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    t'es même pas français, mec

    but something tells me you want to be.
     
  7. Honey Bear

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    Translation: I'm a robot. I say let the big boys play, and you go work on that spreadsheet. I'm not in the mood to take a sensitivity training class for people without an intuitive sense of humor. Either you got the moves, or you don't. And when you don't, you resort to overly PC, melodramatic state of conversations.


    So if you can't dance then you can't dance and you're no friend of mine!
     
  8. Honey Bear

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    Takže nesmiem diskutovať Paríž?
     
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    What do they expect when they elect a socialist as president?
     
  10. Honey Bear

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    You write off actors, entrepreneurs, innovators and bright minds like they don't mean much to you. They come with 2 rare qualities that go for a premium - the ability to inspire, and the ability to create.

    So whoever makes it big (financially) from the up and coming generation is leaving the country as soon as they do. Yeah, you'll have your romantics, but when people see the government reaching their hands onto their plate and finishing up their cake, it leaves a sour taste in your mouth. The country turns into Arsenal FC - a farmhouse where talent leaves at the beginning of it's prime.
     
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    Even the Slovaks and Eastern Europeans sometimes use French as a lingua franca.

    Learn a language or two before you accept your position in the self-designated global elite.
     
  12. Honey Bear

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    Pourquoi pensez-vous que je'n peux pas parler (conjugation) francais?
     
  13. Daedalus

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    ou alors completement tebé
     
  14. Northside Storm

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    Because it's je ne, which anybody that isn't using Google Translate would know, and français has an accent cédille on it, which again, anyone not Googling would know. And I think the conjugation is a dead giveaway lmao. Actually, that entire sentence is f**ked, but yeah.

    I mean, man, that's kinda s**t. How do you even live in the "global elite" without the ability to access certain Caribbean tax havens, and most French women?
     
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    haha, ouais
     
  16. Honey Bear

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    Actually, google translator shows je ne and the cedille accent. http://translate.google.com/

    I'm typing in street slang for the sake of conversation, not to impress my 8th grade french teacher.

    Thanks for showing me your tricks, catty intern. Instead of squinting those eyes and reaching for cracks in the wall, open them up widely and think of how to eliminate them altogether. Or these petty trivialities will consume you for the rest of your life.
     
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    Ronny, if you played nice I could be your 8th grade French teacher. ah well. guess not.

    Anyways, bro, tell me how the market is for Eastern Europeans specializing in "exotic cultures, and indigenous habits" in the global elite. Last I heard, the market wasn't too great for that there, but hey, who knows, someone has to get in right? Have a good day man. Let me know when you hear back on the application.
     
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    Ms. Martinez could never be replaced .. Such thick lips on such a delicate face.. my body was not ready at the time.
     
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    Who's playing, other than you?

    Forget it, carry on.
     
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    Hollande is a Netherlands.
     

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