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[LMAO] Fight between substitute and student

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Smokey, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. DonkeyMagic

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    :D hilarious
     
  2. SirCharlesFan

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    This reminds me of my favorite substitute teacher story from my days in grade school. In 8th grade, our algebra class had a substitute teacher named Mrs. Looper. Someone came up with the idea to call her "Mrs. Lucas" which was the name of the teacher across the hallway. Well, us calling her by the wrong name drove her absolutely bat **** crazy. The climax of the hilarity came when the lady stands up at the front of the room, shouting in a rage, writing her name on the board in big ass letters "LOOPER." The teacher yells "MY NAME IS MRS. L-O-O-P-E-R, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPER!" while pointing at each letter with one of those long metal pointers. At this point, everyone gets real quiet until one kid raises his hand and goes "but Mrs. Lucas, you spelled your name wrong." She sent the entire class to the office.
     
  3. ico4498

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    bad attitude beatdown. luv it!

    my sympathy to the sub ...
     
  4. Dr of Dunk

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    I remember in 4th grade, this guy named Ellis (one of the toughest kids in school) hit a teacher... nobody liked her anyway... we were happy. :D
     
  5. Drexlerfan22

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    I'm sure the kid deserved it.
     
  6. Tom Bombadillo

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    Sounds like the kid wanted some more, teacher could'nt take him out. I say they bring this to UFC.

    And by the way, I bet the Teacher deserved it.......
    Teachers can be asses these days...
     
  7. Kyakko

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    i'm not sure about these days, those balls back then have a metal core with rubber linings.
     
  8. A_3PO

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    I was a substitute teacher for a couple of days 20+ years ago back in the midwest. One student flipped my tie in my face, so I grabbed his wrist and started squeezing until he begged me to let go. I realized I wasn't cut out for it because students think it's open season when they see a sub and I'm not programmed to put up with that garbage. It was just a matter of time before I got in trouble so I quit.

    To be a successful sub, you have to be a doormat. Ain't no way. People that are in the rotation as substitute teachers and do it often are different from the rest of us.
     
  9. Royals Ego

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    give this sub a raise!
     
  10. tigermission1

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    I think the more important question here is...who the hell carries around a dictionary?

    As for the ass-kicking by the sub, I hope he's rewarded for his efforts; now THAT guy is really trying to make a difference...what a selfless act.
     
  11. A-Train

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    Maybe the teacher insulted him with a word that he had to look up...
     
  12. B-Bob

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    Maybe not at special needs school. :(
     
  13. krnxsnoopy

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    That kid sounds like a punk! I'm glad he got his ass handed to him.. LOL!

    I hope they run into eachother again OUTSIDE of school, so the teacher can whoop his butt one more time! lolllllllll
     
  14. krnxsnoopy

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    um.. no

    those rubber balls aren't heavier or more dense than a metal OR glass marble.. they're slightly more heavier than those bouncy rubber balls you get in the gumball machines. Dictionary would definitely hurt more... imagine tha papercuts!
     
  15. Kyakko

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    dude... go look at some of the old ones... they're HEAVY with metal cores. I've seen some light ones also cuz manufactures are getting cheap. the ones in my old HS were heavy.
     
  16. Kyakko

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    for the youngen's who only knows of optical mouses.

    http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5985042.html

    "The mouse ball is usually constructed of rubber coated metal. "
     

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