in class... and bored as hell... so I'll give a little glimpse into my current state of mind: Computer programming…. I just cant stand it When I come up in the class all I do is clutch-fan it Readin bout stuff that matters, checkin my team, Every day this dumb class is nothing but a daydream, Second-Semester senior.. which means I don’t care, Thinkin bout college, how I wish I was there, Teacher gets on my case like every day, But the only reason I took this was to get an easy A. 19 game win streak is pretty damn cool Streakin so hard, like Will Ferrell in old school, Dreamin of the days when Hakeem and Clyde played, Teacher just saw my screen, so now I gotta go away.
Dude. No way are we going to satisfy your urges to CF'itize while in class. We're not low like that. We want you to study and keep your eyes on the professor's teachings. any hotties in that class you can talk to?
You say you're bored in 4th period. Yeah, I'm sure it sucks. You're ready for college, graduation, a career and making the big bucks. But before you get to thinking it's all fun and games when you get out. Let me tell you a few things that just might make you pout. There's no such thing as Spring Break when you work a 9 to 5. The money you earn isn't for partying: it's supposed to keep you alive. You have to buy things like groceries, insurance, tires, and weed killer. You start to look less like J. Timberlake and more like Dennis Miller. You don't get summers off when you have a job, a wife, a house. You worry about your family: your pets, your kids, your spouse. What can you do to make them safe and keep them from harms way? That's right! You make small sacrifices every single day. Instead of buying that sports car that turns the hotties head You buy the car with side airbags and room for five instead. You want to take a getaway with beaches, sand, and sun? Shouldn't that money go into the kids college fund? So enjoy your time in 4th period, tedious as it is. For soon it will be over and you'll know what "grown up" is. But before you start to panic, don't get too much in a funk: you'll have four years of college to be completely, s#!tf@ced drunk.
