When other people come into the public bathroom when I'm trying to drop off the Cosby kids. okay I admit I'm poop shy
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I have little patience for bad manners. Eating with your mouth open, chomping food like a cow, slurping soup, sucking the last drop out of a cup of soda with a straw, constant throat clearing or sniffling. I actually wish these things didn't bother me so much.
Seeing dead dogs on the freeway where they were hit by a car traveling 60+ MPH and had their guts and brains distributed all over the place to the point where you cannot even make out what type of dog it was other than it was a large dog that became a grotesque glob of bloody goop. Then, it will just be there on the freeway never being cleaned up and you have to pass it on your commute to work every damn day. Other drivers will keep running over it until it becomes completely flat as a pancake. That sh*t just pisses me off. It's a sad kind of pissed off.
Lines at the bank and the Post Office tick me off. How hard is it to get your **** ready ahead of time? For that matter, the Post Office in general ticks me off. I have to pay .39 per piece of mail so these people with the skillset of a fast food worker get paid 40g a year plus benefits. How hard is it to take mail and sort it? Back to banking, people who act like they've never used an ATM drive me nuts. It's simple, people - they're all the same. Insert card, pick language, pick yes to fee (if applicable), pick amount, pick account type. Take money, take reciept, get the F out of the way.
people who interrupt while you are talking. but not only interrupt, they start talking about something completely different than what u are talking about. i also hate women with ****ed up legs that wear skirts or wear them without pantyhose. no one wants to see ur half-hairy cut up bruised up ****ed up legs. thanks
When people come to my desk at work while I'm posting on Clutchfans....er, uh working and just stand there expecting me to start a conversation. Um....since you came over here, I assume you have something to say? Why should I be the one to start the small talk if you're the one who came over here? EDIT: Oh my God, I'm Larry David!
ugghh, i can't stand those people...especially, when i honk and the idiot is still idle b/c he/she doesn't know why i'm honking. also, people at checkout lines at the grocery store, who WAIT for the checker to tell them how much and THEN pull out their wallet/checkbook. jesus man, is it too hard to reach for your cash or check WHILE they're scanning your goods? this would save a good 2 minutes.
Sorry for the thread derailment, but this reminds me of a funny story. My brother in law was trying to quit smoking a few years ago, so he bought these mint flavored tobacco-less cigarettes. They're supposed to satisfy the need to put the cigarettes up to the mouth. He buys a pack of them, then starts tapping them on his hand...It was an instinctive thing for him. Needless to say, he still smokes to this day...
Oh, this one's the worst. When you're waiting in fairly decent sized line at the bank and everyone ahead of you waits to fill out their deposit slips until they get to the teller. I can't decide who to slap between them and the teller that doesn't point to the numerous signs that requests people to have all their information ready once they get there. Oh, and this one doesn't happen often, but the idiot that's running for the elevator and you're nice enough to let on, but he doesn't say thanks and then stops the doors from closing when he realizes he's on the wrong elevator.
I agree, also I'm not a fan of people pulling up to stop lights when there isn’t anyone else in the other lanes, but they sit in the right lane and block you from going until the light turns green... I get even more pissed if they don’t turn into a driveway/street immediately after passing the light If you're one of these people reading this and didn’t know what you were doing.. one day YOUR UPPINGS WILL COME!!
People still write checks at the grocery store??? I'm all about the debit card and the self check station. In and out in 30 seconds.
