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[Literature] Nederland teacher resigns over raunchy poem

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  1. Kim

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    #1 Kim, Feb 17, 2015
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    Damn. Those last two stanzas don't mess around.
     
    #2 Haymitch, Feb 17, 2015
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    What a way to go out though. He basically dropped the mic.
     
    #3 B-Bob, Feb 17, 2015
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    Lol wtf.
     
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    i've read raunchier things in the garm when parsons was still a rocket!
     
    #6 conquistador#11, Feb 17, 2015
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    Like the Lin Parsons fan fiction someone wrote!
     
    #7 RedRedemption, Feb 17, 2015
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    Same people who will go watch 50 shade of grey
     
    #8 dachuda86, Feb 17, 2015
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    If he had changed that to Adam & Steve, he probably wouldnt have had to resign
     
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    In the Garden of Eden,
    As everyone knows,
    Lives Adam and Steve,
    Without any clothes.

    In this garden,
    Were two little leaves,
    One covered Adam's,
    One covered Steve's.

    As the story goes on,
    Never the less to say,
    The wind came along,
    And blew the leaves away.

    At the sight,
    Adam did stare,
    There was Steve's manhole,
    All covered with hair.

    And wonder came,
    Under Steve's eyes,
    As Adam's thing,
    Started to rise.

    They found a spot,
    That suited them best,
    A nice big tree,
    Where they began to rest.

    His legs spread wider,
    And wider apart,
    While thrill after thrill,
    Came into his heart.

    The head of Adam's thing,
    Peeked into the hole,
    And filled his with passion,
    Beyond his control.
     
    #10 robbie380, Feb 17, 2015
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    I hope you didn't have to change your pants after typing that out.
     
    #11 hotballa, Feb 17, 2015
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    You missed some of it.
    ----------------------
    Backward and forward,
    His thing did slide,
    And Eve's treasure,
    Was all wet inside.

    The joy was good,
    She wouldn't let loose,
    Until Adam's thing,
    Was all out of juice.

    Then down through the years,
    People did screw,
    And now it is time,
    For me and you.

    So pull down your pants,
    And lay in the grass,
    Cause I'm in the mood,
    For a piece of that ASS!
     
    #12 Cannonball, Feb 17, 2015
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    Sounds like a RHCP song.

    This one, to be exact:

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/E6oohx-QsWo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #13 ima_drummer2k, Feb 17, 2015
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    Who knew teaching multiplication could be so interesting?
     
    #14 Invisible Fan, Feb 17, 2015
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    Very "Nederlandish". In addition, I am sure a high amount of women went to see "50 Shades of Grey" in that town too. The IQ level there is not very high.
     
    #15 cwebbster, Feb 17, 2015
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    No I didn't change my pants. I just told everyone at Starbucks that I spilled cream on my skinny jeans.
     
    #16 robbie380, Feb 17, 2015
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    wow. how does this even remotely relate to math?
     
    #17 ceonwuka, Feb 17, 2015
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    Those Europeans are weird.
     
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    penis + vagina = baby
     
    #19 Haymitch, Feb 17, 2015
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    Wow I came into this thread because I was wondering why you would write down Nederland and not Dutch (Nederland is the Dutch name for my country). But then I found out there is actually a town called Nederland in the US. How do You all pronounce it?

    I always wonder: do the Americans mind that almost all the names of their towns are used names?
     
    #20 arno_ed, Feb 18, 2015
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