List of reality shows that suck

"Ha! Ha! Hey, that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party." But then you made a Back to the Future remark?

 

Which Simpsons is that from. I suddenly feel like I've wasted an hour a day for the past 10 years.

 

It's from "Radioactive Man"

When Nelson is reading for the part of Fallout Boy.

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F17.html

 

Ah, it's all in the way you typed Ha! Ha!

 

Heard that Showtime is going to have an "Adult" version of the reality shows.

 

I heard that ESPN is going to give Bill Walton his own reality show. This, sadly, is not a joke.

(Insert your "horrrrribullll" one-liners here...)

 

Just heard the same thing. "Luke you are the worst dishwasher in the history of household chores, the spots, the crude, the grease." "Take out the garbage, "TAKE IT OUT"

 

the only reality show worth watching is COPS!!

 

There's gonna be a new one on NBC called "Last Comic Standing." It's gonna feature a bunch of no named hacks that live in a house for two week in order to get a TV show.

FYI I passed on the audition.

 

They should have a reality show where people who hate reality shows sit in a house all day and criticize reality shows.

The Best Reality Show is obviously Jerry Springer, 6 toed Hookers who sleep in their uncle's bathroom is high quality entertainment.

 

COPS is the best reality show ever....although probably not classified as one. Tee hee.

 

Wouldn't it be easier to make a list of reality shows that don't suck? Here's mine:

 

The WB is debuting its own reality show tonight.

It's called "Surreal Life" where celebrities, whose 15 minutes expired years ago, move into a mansion and live together for 10 days... apparently trying to resurrect their feeble careers.

The cast is supposed to include Andrea from 90210, MC Hammer (or is it just Hammer now?), Corey Feldman (I'm sorry, but this one put me into a hysterical laughing fit), Vince Neil, Webster (Emmanuel Lewis), someone from Survivor (I've never watched the show), and some dude from Baywatch.

Tonight's episode is supposed to feature a trip to the grocery store. Can't you just imagine Webster and Hammer pushing a shopping cart down the frozen food aisle debating the merits of low fat ice cream versus frozen popsicles?

 

Isn't MC Hammer a reverend now? Not like he's going to get his "break" to stardom...again.

 

How about a reality show about internet geeks from all over the world that post on a website about a basketball team in the south.

They do a contest for the best posters and the top ten get to live in a house and watch the games and have america watch them.

Wow, I don't know where I get these ideas...

 

Well, if millions of Americans (even teeny-bopper ones at that) idolize them, then technically, yeah.

And don't hate on Fear Factor! It's not a reality show, it's a game show. Just because a show doesn't have actors doesn't mean it's a reality show. FF is no more of a reality show than Family Feud.

(Insert Louie Anderson or Richard Karn jokes here)

 

Yeah, but are the stars of American Idol popular because they are really good, or are they popular because they are on a reality tv show? I think they are reality tv stars with some talent.

Fear Factor is kind of like a game show, but since the point is to watch normal people suffer and do stupid things, I think of it more as Real World rather than Family Feud.

 

The song by the AI gal is dreadful.

 

I'm pretty sure that Hammer is broke. The last time I saw him, he was doing auto insurance commercials for some small company in Rochester.

I like some reality shows. 'Survivor', 'Boot Camp' and 'The Mole' are pretty good. 'Fear Factor' has its moments, but I can't stand the challenges where they eat bugs and stuff. I absolutely abhor 'Big Brother'.