Lisa Turtle - Saved by the Bell

She's been looking older like that for a little while. She's had SOME work done, plus uses bad makeup. Its probably a decent look in normal everyday lighting, but terrible in certain photo-op lighting.

Not that all plastic surgery is bad. (Like Demi Moore, I dont like plastic surgery, but...) Just that what she got is not flattering.

 

I can still fap to Lisa Turtle. The hottest black chick in my childhood.

 

Sammy sosa?

 

Only woman in all of human history to use plastic surgery correctly.

 

She may be trying to dress below her fighting weight and made some weird makeup and hair color choices: I bet it's a little trickier for black chicks with cash. If she's short to begin with, she might have to work a little harder, 100 pounds or less, just to stay or look thin. Hope she saved enough cash or married quick enough to be happy.

 

Decent skin and she takes care of herself, but snaggle-tooth cyborg-neck ain't getting in no calendars.

 

Halle Berry, Tyra Banks, Thandie Newton, Trina McGee Davis(Angela from Boy Meets World), Both banks sisters from Fresh Prince of Bel Air(Karyn Parsons and Tatyana Ali), and Nia Long??

They were all hotter than Lisa Turtle...

 

Tyra Banks is unappealing. Nia Long's hair was too short. Parsons was more of an '80s look, before weaves and processing evolved to the point that casting directors were comfortable with full-blooded black chicks. Tatyana Ali was a kid for most of the series.

 

I see your point, but Lisa Turtle had a special appeal to her. Besides I don't think Tyra Banks has hit it big back then. She came off as a tomboy in Fresh Prince.

Lisa and Kelly Kapowski were it for me back then. Not so much about their Lesbian friend Jessie Spano.

 

I thought she was more of a pseudo-feminist caffeine addict.

 

Your description of her is much more accurate than mine. No appeal to her whatsoever especially when she described football as a bunch of pigs running around hitting each other or something. Even in Show Girls I couldn't find myself fapping to her.

 

Lisa was attractive but i thought tyra on fresh prince was hot. different strokes for different folks i guess. didnt dana plato also did a soft p*rn flick called different strokes?

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"I Like" Lisa Turtle

Spoiler

(overdue, or better left unmentioned)

"Turkey neck" is an unfortunate thing in older women. Face can be botoxed and smooth all around, while the the neck area still looks aged. Cover up the area from her top lip down to her collar and she looks 20 years younger.

 

No, I'm pretty sure her name is Lisa.

I think Lisa Turtle and Ashley Banks were hot in their respective shows. Would smash both.

 

Yikes. That's not time catching up with her. She either botched plastic surgery, bleached her skin, or has some kind of skin disorder. Too bad. I think even Screech would turn her down now.

 

Dangit, supposed to go with Jessie Spano, Kelly Kapowski and Lisa Turtle all the way. Not "there". Since we're that route now..."Elizabeth Berkley", she was my favorite at first. But yeah she found ways to annoy later. Overrated herself more than she really was, in a scary Robin Givens kinda way (another old tv show black young babe to add to the list).

 

Belding can wipe that smug look of his face after his appearance on this week's Mad Men.

 

Would still hit!

 

I know it wasn't, but I consider Showgirls a comedy. I'm not sure I've ever laughed so hard at a movie....especially the sex scenes. They were HILARIOUS