These are standouts for me. Can you name the flicks? "Satan, your ass is gigantic and huge! Who am I going to pretend you are? Liza Minelli?" "Look at him, Pops! He should be wearing a helmet!" "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." + "Gimme some sugar, baby." "Are you the little guy who was makin' all that noise?" + "I work with r****ds!" "Isn't that a little politically incorrect??" "Well sure, but I'm not gonna let anyone tell me who I can and cannot work with." "Have you vomited recently?" "Yes, I was just about to brush my teeth." "I'll wait." (easy one) "One last thing I forgot to mention - don't cross the streams!" "Why not?" "It would be bad." "Ok, I'm hazy on the whole good/bad thing here. Explain it to me." "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." "And that would be bad?" "Total protonic reversal.." "Ok, important safety tip! Don't cross the streams." "It'll be nine-eleven, times two thousand three hundred and fifty six." "My God! That's.. that's.. I don't even KNOW what that is!" "NOBODY does." (And you are extra cool and special if you get this one) "I'm a bad, bad Mormon."
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they hand the Captain their pistols] Super Troopers! (2001)
Tripper: Mmmmm. Look at all those steaming wieners. Do you know what they're saying? They're saying, "This is the year that Fink beats 'The Stomach'." [Fink picks up a hot dog and holds it to his ear] Tripper: No, it's a couple of them over here... but they're saying it. Meatballs (1979)
{after throwing a grappling hook successfully on a high ledge of a building, then turning to the guy next to him with the thumb-up sign and deep french accent} "Lovely." - Top Secret, 1984
******Anchorman****** Ron Burgundy (to dog): Your so wise. Your like a miniature Buddha covered with hair. Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. Ron Burgundy (looking in a mirror):Mmmmm.....I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone.....come see how good I look.
I teach real estate classes to newbies and one of the examples I use is from Bull Durham when Crash (Kevin Costner) tells Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh... "Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the Biggs with fungus on your shower shoes! Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press will think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show, you are a slob." My point is prove yourself and then you can do whatever the hell you want, but until then...dress well and you'll at least be respected for doing so (at least until you open your mouth).
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your a s s hole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Team America In Sweet and Lowdown, when Sean Penn is asked how often he goes down to the rail yard to shoot rats: "Every chance I get!"
Khitan General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life? Khitan Warrior: A fleet horse, the open steppe, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair. Khitan General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life? Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women! Khitan General: That is good. This shoulda been Arnold's campaign slogan
Waitress: "Heres your tangerauy and tab." Big Ern: " Keep em comin sweets got a long drive ahead. Do me a favor, wash off that perfume before you come back to our table."
"Russian parts, American parts...all made in Taiwan!!!" "...in town you're the law, out here i am. i could've killed all of 'em, but i didn't. don't push it or i'll give you a war you won't believe. let it go. let it go."
"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" ... "Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
there are so many lines from so many movies I don't know this exact quote but in "Unforgiven" the president of the US, Garfield, had just been assisnated and the character, I think English George, a murder, was talking about it on a train. He says that no one would shoot a king because they would be in awe of royalty" the he says "but a president, why not shoot a president"
"There is only one punishment for setting alight the Grail-shaped beacon. First, you must tie her down to a bed, and give her a good spanking! (A spanking! A spanking!) You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me. (And spank me! And me! And me!) Yes! Yes, you must give us all a good spanking! And after the spanking, the oral sex!" "Well, I guess I could stay a BIT longer.."
