"This one goes to 11" like someone else mentioned. "You're so money and you don't even know it." "You're like this big tiger with these claws, batting this bunny around." "With great power, comes great responsibility." "I'm your huckleberry." "Say when." Doc Holiday
Pulp Fiction: Butch: Will you hand me a towel, tulip? Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like tulip. Tulip is much better than mongoloid. Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as f*cking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this sh*t while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much sh*t this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a b*tch out, and givin' a b*tch a foot massage ain't even the same f*ckin' thing. Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark. Jules: Ain't no f*ckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same f*ckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f*ckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****. Vincent: Look, I'm not stupid. It's the Big Man's wife. I'm gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her f*cking jokes, and that's it. Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese? Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*ck a Quarter Pounder is. Jules: Then what do they call it? Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese. Jules: [Vincent and Jules are cleaning the inside of the car which is covered in blood] Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this sh*t. This is some f*cked-up repugnant sh*t. Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that? Jules: Get the f*ck out my face with that sh*t! The motherf*cker that said that sh*t never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass. Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Now, right now, I'm a f*ckin' face car, right, and you got me the red. And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's f*ckin' dangerous to have a race car in the f*ckin' red. That's all. I could blow. Jules: Oh! Oh! You ready to blow? Vincent: Yeah, I'm ready to blow. Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf*cker, motherf*cker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE F*CK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERF*CKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're f*ckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this *****'s skull! Star Wars May the Force be with you. Han: No time to discuss this in committee! Leia: I am NOT a committee! Vader: Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan: Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. This exchange from LOTR: The Return of the King gives me chills every time I see/hear/read it: Theoden: Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises! Eowyn: [to Merry] What ever happens, stay with me. I'll look after you. [the King rides past his men, hitting their spears with his sword as he goes] Theoden: Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world's ending! [He stops and faces Sauron's army] Theoden: Death! Rohirrim: [echoing] Death! Theoden: Death! Rohirrim: [echoing] Death! Theoden: DEATH! Eowyn, Merry: Death! Theoden: Forth, Eorlingas!
"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got **** to do!" - Friday "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of ****in' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your ****in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!" - Scarface
yea I dont think anyone read the thread and just posted their favorite quotes. i cant think of any right now though
Probably the most misquoted line in movie history. Darth Vader doesn't say "Luke, I am your father", he says, "No, I am your father" As for me, just pick any of the classic quotes from Pulp Fiction, Star Wars. Clerks, or Office Space, and I'm good to go...
"You know, there's a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you." - Clerks
My favorite is "C-ck gobblers!" It's even funnier on Comedy Central when they censor it to just "Gobblers!" Watched Fear and Loathing for the nth time last night: "Did you see what Gaaaawd just did to us man?" "Will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? " "I want nothing!" "Jesus, God!" "No footing at all!" "You're not Portuguese, man!" "Eyes?" "You took too much, man. Too much, too much." "Beautiful f--king t-ts!"
They Live: Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum or kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum. ...a Rowdy Piper classic (as directed by John Carpenter).
So many quotes from this one it can have its own thread. The Big Lebowski The Dude: Walter... Walter Sobchak: What? The Dude: What the **** does Vietnam have to do with anything?
Zoolander is on Comedy Central right now "I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking."
"Turn around and Eat your Big *ss Biscuit" - CB4 "Those men wanted to have sex with me!!!" - Trading Places "We're not going for the banana in the TailPipe" - Beverly hills Cop "Game Over Man!! We Lose!" Aliens "Think it would it help If I told them I'm not a homosexual?" - Andy Defrane "I don't think they are . . you got to be human first" - Red - ShawShank Redemption "Two women at the same time, I think with a million dollars I would able to hook that up." - Neighbor "well, not all women . .do that for money," "Well the kind that would double up on a guy like me will" - Neighbor "Good Point" - Office Space 'You got knocked the f*ck out" - Friday Rocket River
Anything from dumb and dumber. "You've had two pair of gloves the whole time?" "Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later." "I thought the Rocky Mountains were a little rockier than this."
