Lindsay Lohan

"Look away...I'm hideous!!"

 

See, just become famous, and you open yourself up to us... Photochoppers ... unite!

 

Beyonce, Halle Berry, and Selma Hayek are all considered very beautiful, and all of them are curvaceous. I agree that there is pressure in Hollywood to be very thin, but if anything, it is less now than it has been in the past. The coked out w**** look is getting less popular.

 

Unless of course, you hang out with coked out whores.

 

You sayin' you know a place?

 

I'd still hit it.

 

I'd be afraid I'd break it.

 

Damnit! We have to stop this senseless overuse of skeletor pics. Look at the guy! I'd kill to have a physique like Skeletor's! He's basically a regular guy with a skeleton for a head.

Now, if you MUST insist on posting a comperable pic for any future threads like this, might I suggest

 

she's proly shooting 'tween the toes.

 

****.

Oh well she's getting too old anyway.

And I mean old like she's been around too long and I need a new obsession, not like she's getting too old age wise.

yeaaaah.

Well I guess now is the perfect time to move in and force feed her hamburgers for a few months.

nooooo.

moethinks in mysterious ways.

 

Damn - worst Hollywood makeover ever. #2 is that Bridget Jones chick.

Don't get me wrong - I love the way Jennifer Garner looks. Athletic and toned women are beautiful. But for sheer beauty and sexiness, give me a Salma Hayek, a Jennifer Lopez, a pre-coked out Lindsey Lohan.

Just don't be bringing your skanky, skin-and-bones, bulemic, bony ass around and think that you are hot.

 

There have been medical studies that show that men with higher levels of testosterone prefer more buxom curvacious women. In that way trends towards Twiggy-like women can be viewed as societial drops in testosterone.

 

I like this study. (I think I am programmed to seek out guys with high levels of testosterone anyway (deep voices, etc.). It makes sense.)

 

then I must be positively BURSTING with testosterone....Id much rather be with a Marilyn, Selma, or Playboy-era Anna Nicole than these nasty skanks like Ms Lohan and Paris Hilton.

give me sumthin to hold on to!

yea momma..thats what I like

 

LL is a young Laura Flynn Boyle.

ug.

 

She got it "on" with Bruce Willis.

 

im sure i will get flamed for this but......

this is a very sad, serious situation and its disturbing to read some of the posts in this thread making light of someone else's suffering, celebrity or not. honestly there should be some shame felt in those who are making shallow minded comments about such a delicate issue. i guarantee you if you had someone close to you go through a drug problem or anorexia and/or both it would not be a joke or a chance to show off how you can post cartoons in a forum.

 

Hey, hey, hey - watch it there Martian. Some of us have girlfirends/wives with freckles.

 

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