Lindsay Lohan

I was on a train.......in Toronto........and there were a couple of kids (I think they were the Carter bros.), bothering Lindsay Lohan. I scared them off, and I think it was then that LL noticed how freakishly well hung I was.

So my question guys is should I go for it?

 

Geez and this is only 17yrs old?!

 

This must be what heaven looks like. Holy God that girl is hot.

 

LOL I'm watching Kimmel and when they cut to the first commercial while he was interviewing the camera guy started to zoom in on her chest before they went to commercial.

 

It's official, 39.3 Million American men are now hiding boners.

 

i presume the YoYo was watching kimmel???

 

Now If only the carpet matches the drapes.


I'm choking back tears.

 

Jonathan Davis was never a handsome man, but he looks ugly as sin next to our girl Lindsay.

 

SHE IS MINE AND I WILL NEVER SHARE HER.

EVEN WHEN I DIE FROM 38 STRAIGHT HOURS OF INTENSE LOVE MAKING SHE WILL MOURN AND NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MAN FOR THE REST OF HER EXISTENCE.

 

So is this 38 hour session solo or with someone else?

 

Well I'll put it this way, it took me 10 minutes to type that last post.

 

Daaaaaaaayum

Why oh why could I have not seen this picture 45 minutes ago??

This girl is so f*cking hot that it is ridiculous. Wonder if she will be even hotter when she is actually 25 or is that even possible??

 

and don't forget the Alou treatment to stop calluses

 

LOL!

 

I don't think she's that attractive

 

I need to get me some of them breast implants. LOL.

If she didn't have those, then she would be a nobody with a flat chest. Women have it easy in the breast department.

 

You guys should really cruise by a local high school some time...

Cold showers for all.

 

Exactly! I do it every day and I can tell you...er, uh.......hey, how 'bout those Astros!

 

Nothing beats The junior high...


















For showers.

 

When I was 17, the 17 year old girls didn't look or dress like they do now.