Lindsay Lohan... or how I learned to stop worrying about prostate cancer

like that's not a compliment

 

Did you guys hear about her dad getting in trouble again, this time for fighting or something at a strip club where he wanted the owner to change the channel to a show that she was going to be the guest on or something. Talk about creepy, watching your daughter on tv while at a strip club.

 

I heard something on the radio about Lindsey Lohan and Lebron James. I'm at work, so I dare not even search for Lindsey. Maybe one of you peeps at home can look it up between spanking breaks.

 

If you were wondering what happened to the planned GQ cover featuring basketball hotshot LeBron James, The New York Post has the scoop. When editors saw the shots of the nubile Lindsay Lohan tugging at her pants, LeBron was booted off the cover. It seems Lohan's pants were so low, the photo had to be airbrushed for the sake of decency.

"Between Justin Timberlake last month and Lindsay Lohan this month, what does that say about our magazine?" whined one insider. It means you're the next US magazine, baby.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/people/193838_people06.html

 

I wood have liked to have seen that cover. Damn airbrush dude.

 

Or more like, "Hey move, my moneytrain- I mean my daughter's t***- I mean my daughter is on tv!"

 

Call it chauvenistic if you must, but I always just assumed that every girl I am attracted to shaves ALL, not just top. I find my day passes much more enjoyably that way.