1. I want my baby back, baby back.... - Have sex with a midget 2. Hasta la vista baby - Murder someone. 3. Scarface - Do a lot of coke off a strippers naked body.
I did a One-armed-bandit once, which was a chick that had lost her arm in a car accident. But to be fair, I made her do one armed push-ups before I would do anything. (and, as much as I would like to say I'm making this up, I'm not.) The girl did one-armed pushups in my parents living room, and then I eventually had fun with her outside on the pool deck. (The trick is to aim your head towards the one intact arm. That way, nothing seems amiss.)
This was a great thread that should have gotten a lot more posts. A few others: The Great American Novel - Write a novel B-E-E - Win a spelling bee That Is a Moon - Moon someone while you're a passenger in a car A Bit Drafty - Wear a kilt commando style
I've had the opposite experience. BEST SEX EVER! All the better that one girl's fiancee was in the next room as he had went to bed early. :grin:
Sweet chin music - Kick a drunk guy that wants to fight someone in the face. Only if you know he doesn't stand a chance against the guy he is trying to fight.
In honor of this one- Lazy Susan - Get it on with a girl with a lazy eye. Bonus- if there's a mirror around, see if you can tell if she's looking at you, or herself!
Thanks Scribo. That said, if anyone feels to urge to spread rep, feel free. I heard they are not banning anyone for giving it to me. Ha! That Guy - Shamelessly self promote yourself to earn rep.