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Life Trophies

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Wakko67, Apr 30, 2010.

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  1. The Real Shady

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    1. I want my baby back, baby back.... - Have sex with a midget
    2. Hasta la vista baby - Murder someone.
    3. Scarface - Do a lot of coke off a strippers naked body.
     
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  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    I did a One-armed-bandit once, which was a chick that had lost her arm in a car accident.

    But to be fair, I made her do one armed push-ups before I would do anything.

    (and, as much as I would like to say I'm making this up, I'm not.)

    The girl did one-armed pushups in my parents living room, and then I eventually had fun with her outside on the pool deck. (The trick is to aim your head towards the one intact arm. That way, nothing seems amiss.)
     
    #62 Fatty FatBastard, Jan 12, 2011
  3. Kam

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    I think about it a lot. But 25 to life sounds like a long time.
     
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  4. Lil Pun

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    The Salad Tosser - tasting the sweet nectar of a woman's derriere (or man's if that is your thing).
     
    #64 Lil Pun, Jan 12, 2011
  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    Fugee - displaced by some kind of disaster (fire, flood, etc).
     
    #65 Xerobull, Jan 12, 2011
  6. BasketballReasons

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    The Chinese Man - Have sex with a married woman.
     
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  7. ScriboErgoSum

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    This was a great thread that should have gotten a lot more posts.

    A few others:

    The Great American Novel - Write a novel
    B-E-E - Win a spelling bee
    That Is a Moon - Moon someone while you're a passenger in a car
    A Bit Drafty - Wear a kilt commando style
     
    #67 ScriboErgoSum, Jan 12, 2011
  8. MadMax

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    i do this quite a bit.
     
    #68 MadMax, Jan 12, 2011
  9. juicystream

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    I've had the opposite experience. BEST SEX EVER!

    All the better that one girl's fiancee was in the next room as he had went to bed early. :grin:
     
    #69 juicystream, Jan 12, 2011
  10. BEAT LA

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    Sweet chin music - Kick a drunk guy that wants to fight someone in the face. Only if you know he doesn't stand a chance against the guy he is trying to fight.
     
    #70 BEAT LA, Jan 12, 2011
  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

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    In honor of this one-

    Lazy Susan - Get it on with a girl with a lazy eye. Bonus- if there's a mirror around, see if you can tell if she's looking at you, or herself!
     
    #71 Xerobull, Jan 12, 2011
  12. ScriboErgoSum

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    I think it's hot the way she looks left a lot.

    Name that show!
     
    #72 ScriboErgoSum, Jan 12, 2011
  13. Wakko67

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    Thanks Scribo. That said, if anyone feels to urge to spread rep, feel free. I heard they are not banning anyone for giving it to me. Ha!

    That Guy - Shamelessly self promote yourself to earn rep.
     
    #73 Wakko67, Jan 12, 2011
  14. rtsy

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    The Lizard King - Take tons of hallucinogens out in the wilderness.
     
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