Letters to T-Mac ... not.

Dave_78 · Feb 18, 2009

5 Stars.

This thread keeps getting better.

Blurr#7 · Feb 18, 2009

SamFisher said:

FROM:stanley175@yahoo.com
To: The Honorable Mr. Leslie Alexander

Dear Mr. Leslie Alexander:

Honorable Sir, you do not know me, but I am Dr. Stanley Tool, personal physician to the estate of the esteemed Tracy Lamar McGrady a several time all star of some renown, and personally am a fellow the Royal College of Physicians in Abuja, Nigeria. I write in dire need of your assistance in a pressing matter. In February of 2009, the great star Mr. McGrady suffered a tragic knee injury, undetectable by modern science. However, as luck would have it, I, along with a selection of CERN physicists and the guy who invented Magic Jack, have happened upon a discovery of some importance, enabling me to perform invisible microfracture surgery

As a foreigner of some repute, your assistance is required in this transaction. In order to perform the surgery, I must release funds from my escrow account in Geneva. In order to do this, I merely require the services of your bank accounts and a quick transfer of $20 million per season, a sum that will be returned in money and services manyfold in subsequent seasons, and with a hefty commission for your assistance.

Simply respond with the account numbers and I will transmit the wiring instructions immediately. As this is a pressing issue, the consideration of your prompt reply is requested.

Kindly and Faithfully yours

Dr. Stanley Tool, M.D.
Fellow, Royal College of Physicians
Personal Physician to Mr. Tracy Lamar McGrady.
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LOL!!!! Awesome!!!!

topfive · Feb 18, 2009

Dear Mr. McGrady,

You may already be a winner!

Sincerely,
Ed McMahon

P.S. But I doubt it.

Shroopy2 · Feb 18, 2009

Dear McGrady

Time sure flew, hardly knew ya! But hey, all the best.

Signed
Adelman's motion offense & arena workout equipment

contonzeno · Feb 18, 2009

I love it~

I hate tracy

rmoreno · Feb 19, 2009

DwangBoy said:

Dear Tmac,

No one deserves this much grief for trying to play on a bad knee.. It's just that your credibility has been severely affected and your mental determination to win questioned.

I have not forgotten what a great player you can be when healthy... You have to keep in mind that most of that is somewhat your fault..

You took your skill for granted when you were young and didn't do the necessary workouts and stay in shape programs to prevent injury.

Note how Kobe works hard all the time, even when he's the best.

You just took too much time to enjoy your dominance over the NBA in those 2 yrs in Orlando, and lost out on the important part of the story which great players never forget.. to continue working hard even when you're good to maintain dominance..

It's a hard lesson to learn and once bypassed, it's too late.. Note how fans are treating you now--this is all a consequence of your lack of work ethic from 4-5 years ago.

Sincerely,

Someone who can feel your pain but doesn't sympathize the way you must do with yourself to keep making those quitter comments.
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very well put

Yao4REAL · Feb 19, 2009

Tmac is a "star"
Tmac is a "competitor"

Your truely delusional owner,
Les

ArgentinaSlayer · Feb 19, 2009

Dear Tracy,

Don't worry about all these haters. They're just piling on you trying to boost their e-egos. They are more worried about being the guy that can yell "I TOLD YOU SO" rather than rooting for the Rockets. Any true Rockets fan would be disappointed by the news of you missing the season if it was true, as it eliminates the team from winning a championship this season. True fans wouldn't treat this news with celebration. With whatever decision you and the organization make with your knee situation, make it the best one!

Texasboy1978 · Feb 19, 2009

ArgentinaSlayer said:

Dear Tracy,

Don't worry about all these haters. They're just piling on you trying to boost their e-egos. They are more worried about being the guy that can yell "I TOLD YOU SO" rather than rooting for the Rockets. Any true Rockets fan would be disappointed by the news of you missing the season if it was true, as it eliminates the team from winning a championship this season. True fans wouldn't treat this news with celebration. With whatever decision you and the organization make with your knee situation, make it the best one!
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Umm, don't know if you heard the news, Mr, T-Pologist, but he didn't consult the team on the decision. Just a heads up before you leave silly Tmac nutsack loving posts.

angryman · Feb 19, 2009

SamFisher said:

FROM:stanley175@yahoo.com
To: The Honorable Mr. Leslie Alexander

Dear Mr. Leslie Alexander:

Honorable Sir, you do not know me, but I am Dr. Stanley Tool, personal physician to the estate of the esteemed Tracy Lamar McGrady a several time all star of some renown, and personally am a fellow the Royal College of Physicians in Abuja, Nigeria. I write in dire need of your assistance in a pressing matter. In February of 2009, the great star Mr. McGrady suffered a tragic knee injury, undetectable by modern science. However, as luck would have it, I, along with a selection of CERN physicists and the guy who invented Magic Jack, have happened upon a discovery of some importance, enabling me to perform invisible microfracture surgery

As a foreigner of some repute, your assistance is required in this transaction. In order to perform the surgery, I must release funds from my escrow account in Geneva. In order to do this, I merely require the services of your bank accounts and a quick transfer of $20 million per season, a sum that will be returned in money and services manyfold in subsequent seasons, and with a hefty commission for your assistance.

Simply respond with the account numbers and I will transmit the wiring instructions immediately. As this is a pressing issue, the consideration of your prompt reply is requested.

Kindly and Faithfully yours

Dr. Stanley Tool, M.D.
Fellow, Royal College of Physicians
Personal Physician to Mr. Tracy Lamar McGrady.
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LMAO!!!

Nolocke · Feb 19, 2009

Dear Jimmy Leg,

I'm sorry I rejected you the other night but lazy eyed gimps just aren't my type.

Sincerely,

The Bucks Rim

casey_chy · Feb 19, 2009

lol fun

IROC it · Feb 19, 2009

Dear Deflated Balloons,

You haven't let me down as much as T-Mac.

Sincerely,
All the hopeful children in Rocketsland

<3myrockets · Feb 19, 2009

dear tracy,
you know how i kep saying i wouldn't trade you? well it's been nagging me all season and i just haven't been the same owner as i used to be. i finally got the diagnosis on my situation and turns out i'm shutting you out of the organization. now get out of my house.

les

LakersPride · Feb 19, 2009

Dear Tracy,

Sun Yue and Luke Walton for Tracy Mracy!

Signed;
From you're beloved homeless friend.

tinman · Feb 19, 2009

Dear Tracy,

They tried to make me go back to rehab too
and I said...No No No

Sincerely,

smallpotato · Feb 19, 2009

ooliverb1 said:

Man, you guys are so mean. That's not the way to treat a lady.
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oh yea
You guys ,dont be so tough to a lady!

lustdog · Feb 19, 2009

ArgentinaSlayer said:

Dear Tracy,

Don't worry about all these haters. They're just piling on you trying to boost their e-egos. They are more worried about being the guy that can yell "I TOLD YOU SO" rather than rooting for the Rockets. Any true Rockets fan would be disappointed by the news of you missing the season if it was true, as it eliminates the team from winning a championship this season. True fans wouldn't treat this news with celebration. With whatever decision you and the organization make with your knee situation, make it the best one!
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True Rockets fans who've been following the team for years know for a fact that THE MERE PRESENCE OF MR. MACGRADY IS POISONOUS TO THE TEAM.
What this team need is a true heart of a champion, so has been all the past years. And the girl Tracy did just the opposite...bringing in the softness, cowardliness and selfishness. I haven't been so disgusted that I have to avoid hearing news on the cute Miss. Macgrady.

AggieDentist · Feb 19, 2009

tinman said:

Dear Tracy,

They tried to make me go back to rehab too
and I said...No No No

Sincerely,

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well done, tinman.

ima_drummer2k · Feb 19, 2009

Dear Rocket Fans:

We told you.

Sincerely,

Magic Fans

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