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Dear Tmac, No one deserves this much grief for trying to play on a bad knee.. It's just that your credibility has been severely affected and your mental determination to win questioned. I have not forgotten what a great player you can be when healthy... You have to keep in mind that most of that is somewhat your fault.. You took your skill for granted when you were young and didn't do the necessary workouts and stay in shape programs to prevent injury. Note how Kobe works hard all the time, even when he's the best. You just took too much time to enjoy your dominance over the NBA in those 2 yrs in Orlando, and lost out on the important part of the story which great players never forget.. to continue working hard even when you're good to maintain dominance.. It's a hard lesson to learn and once bypassed, it's too late.. Note how fans are treating you now--this is all a consequence of your lack of work ethic from 4-5 years ago. Sincerely, Someone who can feel your pain but doesn't sympathize the way you must do with yourself to keep making those quitter comments.
But why? It's not as if Pippen ever played for the Rockets, right? He has very little connection to our franchise, besides that we played the Bulls every now and then...
Dear Tracy Lamar McGrady, First I would like to thank you for thinking about all your fans (Not just the coaching staff!). I mean what other way is there to let everyone know at once that you....errr I mean the Doctor*wink,*wink* said you need microfracture surgery than telling Stephen A. Smith? How toughtful of you!! I know Rockets fan's can be rude (My little sister can be rude too!! BTW her name is Tracy also!!) but you have to take into account they're just jealous because they actually "Work" for a living. Not like you since you can do whatever you want. Some people may question your heart but it takes a big man to brush away the pain of season ending surgery. I can tell it really hurt you because you went to Vegas to try and forget the pain. I'm done now I have to go watch Kobe drop 50 on the Warriors( You should copyright that name!! You're the real warrior!) Good luck Tracy! Signed, Brainwashed in Houston
dear tracy, thank you for making us look tough. your friends, the WNBA, my little pony, and rainbow brite
02-19-09 www.rocketslegal.com Hey McGrady: At some point earlier today, you may have heard your time with the Rockets has come to an end. You just haven't been right all year, and we need the pain to go away. We tried to win with you, making great trades, feeding your ego, and hoping you'd buy into Adelman's system, but there's always been an excuse why you can't, instead of effectively bringing the Rockets to contention as a superstar should. We've talked to all the other players on the team, gotten everyone's opinion, and unfortunately, we just traded you to the Clippers for Baron Davis and Marcus Camby. We are confident our team will now move forward with the spirit and confidence we had expected from you. It has been extremely frustrating dealing with your primadonna ways this season. It's been tough on the whole team, never knowing if you'd do what it took to get in shape, whether you'd play or not, and while we've come to this conclusion after much deliberation, we truly feel this is best for the Rockets and you for the long term. We truly have the best fans in the world ... and we will say again, "they deserved better." I will make sure to keep you up to date on the Chinese marketing deals. Peace Red Rowdy, Esquire
Mr. McGrady, Thank you for your inquiry regarding our product line. Unfortunately, at this time we do not produce "fake, stick-on rubber microfracture surgery scars" and honestly we don't even know what you are talking about. Good luck in your search. We hope you do have that "last laugh" you repeatedly referenced in your letter. Sincerely, John Smith, President Realistic Prosthetics, Inc.
Dear Rocket fans, Thanks for making us look patient, even-tempered, and non-judgmental. Sincerely, The Honorable Judge Dredd His Excellency Emperor Commodus The Marquis de Sade State of Texas Department of Criminal Justice Senator Joseph McCarthy The Quintesson Imperial Magistrate
T-Mac - leaving Houston is hard dude, I totally sympathize. Imagine how hard it is when the Super Bowl is in town! Hey you doing anything next February btw? Steve F.
COMMENT NUMBER .1 AT 11:16 PM RAY GORDON R EID WAY CROSS GA 35307 JAN 1/11/1955 TO TRACY MACGRADY HOUSTON ROCKETS SMALL FORWARD/ SHOT GUARD: MESSAGE CONTENTS FOLLOW: TRACY YOUR KNEE IS TO INJURIES :: SHAMWOW IS TO SPILLS.
Dear Sirs (listed above): I almost accomplished my intended goal of spreading misery, frustration, and contempt throughout the city of Houston, as you requested. but then I broke a nail and this lady looked at me funny. it hurt my feelings, so I quit. Sorry. Sincerely, Tracy p.s. i'm keeping your money. too bad.
FROM:stanley175@yahoo.com To: The Honorable Mr. Leslie Alexander Dear Mr. Leslie Alexander: Honorable Sir, you do not know me, but I am Dr. Stanley Tool, personal physician to the estate of the esteemed Tracy Lamar McGrady a several time all star of some renown, and personally am a fellow the Royal College of Physicians in Abuja, Nigeria. I write in dire need of your assistance in a pressing matter. In February of 2009, the great star Mr. McGrady suffered a tragic knee injury, undetectable by modern science. However, as luck would have it, I, along with a selection of CERN physicists and the guy who invented Magic Jack, have happened upon a discovery of some importance, enabling me to perform invisible microfracture surgery As a foreigner of some repute, your assistance is required in this transaction. In order to perform the surgery, I must release funds from my escrow account in Geneva. In order to do this, I merely require the services of your bank accounts and a quick transfer of $20 million per season, a sum that will be returned in money and services manyfold in subsequent seasons, and with a hefty commission for your assistance. Simply respond with the account numbers and I will transmit the wiring instructions immediately. As this is a pressing issue, the consideration of your prompt reply is requested. Kindly and Faithfully yours Dr. Stanley Tool, M.D. Fellow, Royal College of Physicians Personal Physician to Mr. Tracy Lamar McGrady.
dear tracy, you deserve every penny. sincerely, the sky is red richard simmons is not gay taking candy from strangers is a good idea 1+1=752 ice cream men are not creepy water is dry
Dear Mr.RAY_GORDON_REID, We found your post to be confusing (Is that your DOB and address? WTF!?!!?) but somewhere in that jumbled compilation of capital letters and numbers we found a comparison to our product Shamwow!( You'll be saying wow everytime!) We are very upset at this comparison. For one thing our product is German and guaranteed for ten years(At time of purchase) or your money back (Tracy ain't giving you nothing back!) Shamwow has scammed hundreds Tracy has scammed millions. Shamwow comes in different colors, Mr. Tracy comes in only one. The only thing they have in common is that they are both soft and washable. Please refrain from making any more comparison to our great product. Signed,
