Letters to T-Mac ... not.

Don't come on the site anymore?

 

Dear Tracy,

What the hell is WRONG with you?!?

And they say *I'm* crazy.

Signed,
Ron Ar-- er, anonymous

 

TracyMcGrady.com

Dear Fans,

Most of you are aware of my current situation. I am deeply sorry for disappointing my fans, but I have no choice, but to have surgery. The bad news keeps piling on. During the Allstar Break, I lost a ton of money in Vegas and just a few days later, I got news that my season's over. I still have confidence in my team to play hard, but without me, there's no way they'll win a championship.

However, this season has not been a total waste, because I have gained a valuable experience and that is trust in yourself and no one else. I obviously felt pain, and finally found a competent doctor that agrees with me. If you fans ever have to deal with a situation like mine, remember to get a second opinion.

Peace Out,
Tracy

5 star thread, great idea

 

CLUTCH PLEASE DELETE MY ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!I HATE THESE PEOPLE

 

Dear Rockets,

Seriously, this was the best you could have gotten for me?

xoxo
-Stevie

ps Cat says hi

 

Tell the board how much you love Scotty Pippen. Your account should be toast in no time.

 

I think the best way to delete it is to put this as your signature:

"I am the Copernicus of the board."

 

This is the best!

 

Dear Tracy,

I've been to 12 games so far this season. From my understanding, a fraction of every ticket sold is pumped into your salary. Being that you've missed several of the games I've attended, as well as the 4 future games I have already purchased tickets for, it would be greatly appreciated if you reimbursed some of my hard earned money. The economy is in the dumps and I'd like to save every penny possible.

Thanks for understanding and good luck in the future.

Sincerely,
Casey

 

/thread

 

Dear Tracy,

Clutchfans is mean and they are making fun of you. They are bad people. I know that you are the best ever. Please know that I will never stop being your fan.

RocketsBoy23

p.s. i even put your picture all over my racecar shaped bed, and on my pokemon toys, and on my lunchbox.

 

P.S. Like you . . I get paid for the surgery whether I do it or not . . . .I think I got carpal tunnel and won't be able to perform the surgery . . .I got a frien .. .er . .a doctor who will say so . . . . . I prefer cash

 

I dare you not to post again.

 

Tracy, did you change your number? If you read this, please give us a call asap.

Daryl and Rick.

 

Can any of you talented posters make a video defending Tracy ala "Leave Britney alone" video that was posted on Youtube?

 

Thats a great idea, haha.

 

Dear Steve-O,

Your value was never that high. I shouldn't have listened to Les and the fans either into resigning you for your 2nd stint here. Instead I should have looked at the Moneyball stats and concluded you are an overrated dumb player that doesn't know how to play organized winning basketball.

later dog,

Daryl

 

Dear v3.0,

Your obsession with Steve Francis is disturbing.

sincerely,
Cuttino

 

post a link to tubgirl or something.

 

Dear Tracey,

You don't have to have the microfiber surgery.

Just go away.

Sincerely,

Your supporting cast