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Letter from a free man

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Honey Bear, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. Honey Bear

    Honey Bear Contributing Member

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    Growing up neither black nor hispanic,

    prison was the greatest test of mental resolve ever. Something unfathomable to those unaccustomed to it as a "part of life".

    I was recruited by the whites, although as is the case on the outside, neckbeards were cast aside and not part of any bonding rituals. Many refused to shower for fear of rape and when their stench made it's way to my nostrils, I was mortified.

    Food was basic, spritzers were unavailable.

    The horror. The horror.

    In a matter of hours I went from a heated toilet seat with a bidet to a rusty metallic one with no seat at all, and that's when it all set in. No point getting too high or too low, you just don't know how long you'll be here for.

    Regardless, after 7 long hours, I'm out stronger than ever (albeit, with a touch of ebonics in my voice). A little get down, with the get down, ya feel?

    Gotta be ready to walk anywhere during recess. The Vatos. The Homies. The Wife beaters. The Good Ol Boys. My gang is the yard baby. No boundaries.

    A changed man, ready to find redemption.

    What an exciting time in all your lives.

    -The Daddy
     
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    God DAMN it!!

    I clicked on a honey bear thread again!!

    :mad::mad::mad:
     
  4. BamBam

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    Welcome back breh! We can't have Jing without the Jang!



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    I would try to join the Muslims in prison. Prayer, hungerstrike, plan riots and most importantly not get bothered by the homeboys, essays or white power.

    #toomuchOz
     
  6. cheke64

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    I'm still trying to figure out what you are?
     
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    Dude, wake up and smell the honey!
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  8. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    You should of got hard.

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    This is as comprehensible as the Jeremy Lin is a Hornet thread. :confused:
     
  11. Nook

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    Are you still a bug chaser or are you finally a gift giver?
     
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    Honey Bear is Ken Paxton?
     
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    Seeing the name Honey Bear triggers something in my brain but I can't remember why
     
  17. Eric Riley

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    Oh God. He's back.
     
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    Tinfoil Theory: It's off season and Rox news gets really slow around this time of year when it's a few weeks before training camp and a few weeks after the draft. This is when Clutch let's Honey Bear out of the cage for a bit to stir things up in the forums. Then, poof, he's gone until late next summer. :)
     
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    #TheReturn
     
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