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Let's talk about sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rasselas, May 3, 2007.

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  1. Bobblehead

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    Did the "nurse" do anything else?

    :D
     
  3. mateo

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    Some crazy girl on acid at Vandy stuck her tongue in my ass when she was done teabagging me.
    It was hot.
    I didnt kiss her afterwards.
     
  4. Mr. Brightside

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    but you ended up marrying her, right?
     
  5. mateo

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    Nope.
    But she teaches yoga in Dallas now.
     
  6. The Real Shady

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    Is it gay if your girlfriend wears a strap on and performs anal sex on you?
     
  7. Hmm

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    Some pretty damn disgusting individuals in clutchfans..
     
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    ^Some questions weren't meant to be asked, and a lot of people sure as heck weren't meant to answer.
     
  9. BigSherv

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    I am sure the conversation went like this

    "Hey Honey can i stick my wang in your pooper?"


     
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    This thread is gross.
     
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    How can a girl teabag you?

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :eek: :eek:
     
  12. Jodegam

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    Oh p.s. i've had a girl lick my butt too

    it was kinda weird

    I told all her friends
     
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    yeah, i caught that too. i decided to let it slide, but since you mentioned it.
    [​IMG]
     
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    whatever happend to that "boys town" donkey show thread?
     
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    i think this site has the type of info you're looking for.
     
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    homepage?
     
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    I knew this thread would bring out the Baqui99...

    (and just for the record, I have never done any of these acts being talked about here, nor do I ever intend to.)
     
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    I'll take this:

    There is nothing wrong with that arena with a woman, in my experience, as I'm sure plenty of men here have done what this thread was, no doubt, about.

    Realize, that before what I'm about to state, these things weren't even remotely considered in a relationship...

    FYI, In the 80's oral sex was the norm. In the 90's, shaved hair was the norm. In the 2000's, anal sex has become the "new" norm..

    I shudder to think what p*rn pirates are going to have women do when he's "of age" that is considered the norm, because, as of now, most people think back-door is.

    I can say I tried it once on my ex. Unfortunately, nobody told us about the lube. Needless to say, painful on both ends. (my d@ck was worthless for a week. For anyone who has ever had sex scarring, you know what I speak of.)

    Ultimately, it all comes down to this: If you need that to satisfy your sex life, you simply aren't doing it well enough.
     
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    What about in the ear? Anyone tried it?
     
  20. Fatty FatBastard

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    There is such a bad ethnic joke that could be placed here...
     

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