Let's sue... homosexuality

game over we have a winner.

 

Can we sue the tea baggers to get back the $26 billion dollars the economy lost during their shut down the government temper tantrum?

 

How will they quantify damages in this lawsuit? Find every hetero and ask him how much it will cost to restore him to unsee and unknow homos?

 

I would like to sue left-handed people, because **** them.

 

Can we sue these "tea party" idiots for gross stupidity?

 

I trust our government's ability to lose $26 billion dollars during normal operations as well.

 

This is a danger of the internet age. As a (fiscal) conservative, I run the risk of being associated with people like the ones proposing this lawsuit.

It's not possible to defend something like this; this is sitcom grade politics, and the beliefs of a few goobers who shouldn't even have gotten this much attention. This isn't a platform or tenet of conservatism.

I believe the great Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth said it best when he said: "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."