The movie Finding Forrester had a lot of problems, but one of my favorite lines from it was Sean Connery's women advice to the young writer in the movie. He said, "The key to any young woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time." True words. ETA: Incidentally, my second favorite line from that movie is "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DAWG!"
A good girlfriend and I (we dated briefly, back talking now) are having an "unvalentines day". She's coming over and we're going to drink beer, cook ribs, and watch Steven Seagal kill people on DVD. Should be a good, completely unromantic time. Hopefully we'll cap it off with some raunchy pig sex.
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I'm not sure what my plan is. My gf has never had a decent V-day so I'm not sure if I should make our first one something special or just appreciate the fact that the bar has been set so low for me.
People who are too cool for "prescribed" holidays make me laugh. You are not original, or freethinkers, dip****s.
Can't get away with avoiding (forgetting) Valetine's Day with present wife. Her birthday is the day after....BIG weekend for her! And you just can't pull-off a "oh, honey, I forgot" when you combine VD & BD.
You're such an anti-anti-conformist who plays by his own rules I can barely stand it. Please take me in the backseat of your Dodge Brat and make sweet love to me on top of a pile of Psychology Notes, A cliffnotes version of Atlas Shrugged and a plethora of Jack In the Box Taco wrappers!
Calling people "dip****s" through Internet anonymity is so eTough, I am envious of you. You're such a tough guy. I bet you ride a Harley and wear leather too, since you call people names on the Internet, huh? Talk about edgy -- that's you, anonymous Internet tough guy!
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