Let's just trade Mobley and Make Francis the SG!!!

As opposed to all the other stupid-ass threads here.

Oops, I "inadvertantly" resurrected this particular stupid-ass thread.

Hmm, this gives me an idea for an automated tool that can periodically auto-post to threads I'd like to see stay on the front page. Maybe it can put a random message in there too, like "Eddie can't dribble" or "Francis can't pass" or "Rudy can't coach" or "Buy real estate with no money down."

On second thought, maybe not.

 

Who exactly are we going to trade Mobley for? Is there a "true" point guard out there that would average more than 6 assists? No. Could we get value back for Mobley? Considering he is one of the best at his position in the west and paid below market value, we can only get Sh!tty players back.

So here's my message and one that I give to everyone that starts a "trade Mobley" or "move Francis to SG" threads:

DON'T START THESE STUPID THREADS UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO ACTUALLY SUGGEST WHO WE SHOULD TRADE FOR AND HOW WE WILL SOLVE THE OBVIOUS DEFENSIVE LIABILITY THAT FRANCIS WILL BE AT THE SG SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"Move Steve to SG" thread #999...

Do I hear #1000? #1000? You could win a free bag of Doritos if this actually happens!

...#1000, anybody?...

 

I leave town for 4 days and I come back to this same old crap.