If it's a girl, he should name her Missy (to commemorate this season). If it's a boy and he has the Battier head, he should call him Sputnik.
i wonder if the baby will come out w/ a wrinkled head juwanaman battier bart battier billy battier mattier battier jason battier sounds normal.
Assuming he has similar traits as his pops... Leadfoot Battier or Cantjump Battier or Nohops Battier or Whiteman Battier