Let's have a Rocket's haiku poetry thread!

I hope summer will be over
just like this poetry thread
Aria will get DPOY

 

Nineteen Ninety Four
The first title we adore
Sam I am, he scores!

 

Wow, with the rhyming
That was definitely cool
Respect 9 4 fool!

 

Step back, doods. I wrote this one last season. That's right: I write haikus for fun baby!



Tracy McGrady

an eye on his knee
he waxes injured, late star

squeeze dry the teabag

 

I'll let you finish
But ninety three ninety four
were best Rox all time

 

Anyone who supports the
Utah Jazz is a
loser who needs to be banned.

 

I hope we all are
in agreement with this line
or else pain awaits.

 

Off season drones on
The GARM resorts to Haiku
Fall can't come too soon

(Just kidding, I actually enjoyed this thread)

 

Trevor Ariza
Is All of The Offseason
Refrigerator

 

95 they learned
never underestimate
the city of clutch


Damn You John Stockton
I hope you catch syphilis
You tore my heart out


Lebron M V P
Speech i'll let you finish but
tmac one of best all time

 

Scola, Brooks, T-Mac
The pick, the drive, and the swish
Fate is rewritten

 

Tracy Mcgrady shows up
In shape and pain free
Playoffs with Yao coming back

Aaron Brooks is way to fast
For people to catch
Lets all hope he stays healthy

Ariza is here to stay
Lets hope he can play
Forget Artest he sucks ba!!s...

 

Rockets does not still have depth
to watch the Rockets
Los Angeles war feelings

 

Still feels like Summer
people suppose get horny
but Dirk has bad taste

 

Question. Is "Battier" two syllables or three? I thought it was three. I pronounce it BAT-TEE-EHR.

 

Here's one everyone should like.
7-5-7

Offseason sucked hard indeed
A center: what we need
Might as well chant "We want Steve"

 

In the '10-'11 run
Yao Ming shall return
And a ring we shall possess

 

Summer is over.
TMac returns again for
a first round exit

no hate

 

To which I ask another question... is it "BAT-TEE-EHR" or "BAT-TEE-EH"?