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Let's have a Rocket's haiku poetry thread!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Raven, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. Persianfoo

    Persianfoo Member

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    5-7-5

    Tracy McGrady
    Best player to play
    Discussion Ended
     
  2. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    A five seven five
    The haiku stat line, from one
    Trevor Ariza.
    :D
     
  3. Ariza4MVP

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    are u serious?...do u like dudes?
     
  4. durvasa

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    Where isn't there a
    clip of McGrady passing?
    Bobby Sura faints.
     
  5. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    The GARM haiku:

    I despise T-Mac.
    Nothing could EVER change that...
    Unless he plays well.
     
  6. john_l

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    Sura won't pass Yao the ball
    Sura hates Yao Ming
    Why won't he pass Yao Ming the ball?

    Kobe's never called for fouls
    The ref's never look
    Even when he goes back door
     
  7. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    Tank the season for
    An inknown commodity?
    That is SO not smart.
     
  8. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    don't know if you're talking about my ariza haiku, but not so much dudes, no. Sorry.

    I meant:

    5 pts, 7 rebounds, 5 assists (maybe fouls?)
     
  9. Strawman

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    /win.
     
  10. Strawman

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    If Yao is healthy
    Rockets win championship
    My balls are itchy
     
  11. Fyreball

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    Taking the slow off-season
    One day at a time
    Hoping for the best this year
     
  12. Rocketboi

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    the rockets will suck this year,
    but when 2010 comes, (pronounced two ten)
    we shall welcome home chris bosh

    :D
     
  13. mjharleem22

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    if i wanted poetry, i would go to my english class, but this is basketball, i know its the offseason, but you cant be that bored
     
  14. Rocketboi

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    at least we have a dunker,
    Trevor Ariza,
    who shall bring more excitement.

    what i mean by this is that we finally have a reason to jump out of our seats,
    cause we have to admit, the most excitement the rockets had someone busting a three pointer.

    unless carl landry dunked which is not that oftern, and von wafer is gone.
    so im happy we have someone who can dunk all over someone without the lane having to be empty.
     
  15. decay_92

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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    :D



    Yao and TMac once
    Gave hope to a whole city
    Now we're moving on.
     
  17. Depressio

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    Jordan in the Hall
    Hakeen already present
    Who's the next Rocket?

    (I'm no literary expert, but can we use contraction like "who's" and still be one syllable instead of "who is"?)
     
  18. Depressio

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    I fail at spelling Hakeem
    How could I do that?
    Please don't revoke my status!
     
  19. Shroopy2

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    Rockets win in 5,
    or win the ring in 7
    with their starting 5?
     
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    Haiku is too hard
    For me to figure out how
    Go Houston Rockets.
     

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