Amber Alert: 26 year old, described as tall and African American. He disappeared during the 4th quarter of last night's NBA Championship. It's the 5th straight time he has disappeared during the 4th quarter. If you think you have seen LeBron, please call his mother Gloria James, or her boyfriend Delonte West. You can also contact Lebrons fiance, she can be found in Rashard Lewis' bed.
I can has some fail jokes now too? What did Lebron say after the team flew into Miami for game six? Spoiler Man, are my arms ever tired!
What is the difference between Lebron and Kobe? Kobe goes out and gets what he wants. hehehehehehehehe
Lebron was at a party, and asked the host where the line for punch was, and the host says "There is no punchline." Lebron puts two muffins in an over. The one muffin says "It's getting hot in here." The other muffin says, "holy ****, a talking muffin." What's the difference between a dropout and Lebron? Neither went to college and both are quitters. All of these jokes are awful, not that it really matters.
When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that ****ing Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the bubonic plague!
Here is my favorite http://galactusdevourerofworlds.tumblr.com/ a story about Lebron James. (taken from a thread in a sports forum) In Akron, Ohio he was bored and raised, on the ball court is where he spent most of his days. chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool trying to play b-ball instead of going to school then Delonte West, who was up to no good started makin trouble in his neighborhood they got in one little fight when his mom got railed and he said “I’m taking my talents to South Beach” right before he bailed. He whistled for a limo and when it came near the License Plate Said “HEAT” and he saw Bosh in rear If anything he could say the this limo was rare But he thought nah, forget it, Yo homes to Miami! He got on to the plane around seven or eight And yelled to the CAVS “Yo, homes don’t be haters” Looked at his new team he was finally there He got of his throne and said “Wade should sit here”
The city of Dallas just announced that tomorrow is LeBron James Day. Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
During their press conference after Game 6, a reporter asked Lebron & Wade if they choked. In answering the question, Lebron deferred yet again to Wade.
