There are more jokes related to LeBron than other NBA players combined. Some of them very creative. I wonder if there are more out there. LeBron can go south, but your mom is riding west. How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone? It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring! Why is Dwayne Wade (3 years at Marquette University) proof that basketball players should stay in school? He recruited Lebron James (no-college) & Chris Bosh (1 year at Georgia Tech) to take less money and play second fiddle to him! Why should LeBron play hockey? Because it does not have a fourth quarter.
I am bored and there is no game today. What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.
Lebron James asked me to give him change for $1. I gave him 75 cents and told him to ask Dwayne Wade for the 4th quarter.
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"Degens_r_us: Why can't Lebron drive a stick-shift car? Because he has no clutch! #badumtss" from twitter.