dude, you really are a fan, aren't you? Kwame is just about the last thing i'd be thinking about in the shower, particularly if i had a new bottle of conditioner...
I'm sure he'd make an exception for the Wizards. Orlando would be a playoff team with Steve, Cat, Grant(?), Gooden, Okafor, Cato, et al. But Orlando just isn't that exciting a place. I mean, yes, sunshine and women. But it's a tourist trap. Send him to a real East Coast team (Boston, NY, NJ, Washington, Philly) and he'd probably shut up about whether or not the team will go to the playoffs.