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Last Night Rockets/Blow Job/T-Mac hurt

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by texanskan, Apr 12, 2007.

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  1. FlyerFanatic

    FlyerFanatic YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?! YEEEHAAWW
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  2. Manny Ramirez

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    Isn't the thread starter good friends with Fatty?? :p
     
  3. AstroRocket

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    I can personally vouch for this. Take heed to his words fellas.
     
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    C'mon, he didn't state her name or include pics. Stories like this make this bbs great.
     
  5. finalsbound

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    I never thought I'd find a man who liked the Rockets and the NBA as much as I do. Thankfully we're both fanatics and we have a great time watching the games together.

    Now, FOOTBALL is another story. I'll watch and be interested in a couple games on Sunday - you know, I'll watch the Texans and Raiders. But any games beyond that, I'm just sitting there just watching him watch. And it annoys me that he's watching these primarily so he can see how his fantasy team does. Call me a loser, but fantasy sports are so dumb.

    I'm not going to give a blow job to get his attention, though. I'm just going to go somewhere else until he starts to miss me and turns off the game. :)
     
  6. XxShadyPinkxX

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    Similar situation last night, only we were in the middle of the deed...we BOTH stopped, turned to look at the TV like this :eek: then when everything was ok we laughed and continued.
     
  7. WhoMikeJames

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    LOL!...
     
  8. Bobblehead

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    I once got a BJ at a pig farm. That was pretty cool.

    Handjob in the back seat of a car that my Dad was driving and mom was in was weird. I actually asked my mom for a few tissues. They never knew anything going on and my girlfriend and I just laughed!
     
  9. texanskan

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    You got a good woman!
     
  10. Master Baiter

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    Uh, she is the woman.
     
  11. FranchiseBlade

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    I like to think the best of people, so maybe you are right. I just know that I would never do splay my wife's exploits on a basketball messageboard for all to read.

    But, I will give him a cautious benefit of the doubt based on your reasoning. However, there are much better stories than this to make the bbs great.
     
  12. texanskan

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    sorry you are a good woman!!!!!!!
     
  13. bladeage

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    I did that once, and my girl got pissed. I think it was after a mean Yao dunk, (since we dont see those often) I cheered right in the middle of her going down and she got mad. it was hilarious, we still had sex though. :cool:
     
  14. Harrisment

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    I'll pick up the slack

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  15. rrj_gamz

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    Ok, now I call BS... :eek: ;)
     
  16. Roxfan73

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    Uh, he is a man.
     
  17. Yaozer

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    Actually I take that back. My woman KNOWS to sit tight when I'm even on CF.net. I think I've got it down pretty well...












    ...as long as she doesn't see this, that is...
     
  18. Jugdish

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    You can come give me one during the game. I don't like football.
     
  19. YaoYoYao

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    youtube or it's fake ;) ;)

    someone HAS to say it!
     
  20. finalsbound

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    nah, any games other than raiders games aren't that important to him, kind of like how i don't give a **** if the cavs and nets are playing. it's like, if you're not that interested, you'll find other things to be interested in. :cool:
     

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