Last Meal

"I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the 'taters, and I wanna **** in your hat, and I want Mae West to sit on my face, cuz I'm one horny mother******."

 

A nice fish stuffed with crabmeat and crawfish in a rich sauce, a small fillet mignon, some mushrooms and garlic mashed potatoes.

 

Now that's going out in style.

 

blueberry pancakes

from one of the baddest ****ing shows on the planet.

 

I've been on a prison tour at Texas death row and the guy said they can have anything they want that is served from the kitchen. He said they don't have lobster or anything fancy like that though, but I imagine they do steak.

Look at this meal from that link earlier in this thread:

melvin wayne white
texas
november 3, 2005<
four egg Spanish omelets with gravy and hash brown potatoes on the side, six pieces of buttered toast, a gallon of milk, sliced peppers, onion rings, french fries, a cheeseburger, a pork chop and gravy, fried chicken, six slices of bread, a pitcher of ice, two Cokes, peach cobbler and vanilla ice cream.

 

If I had to choose, I'd request an all-you-can-eat buffet. That way, I could just keep saying that I'm not done yet when they try to rush me off to the chair.

 

Thank you Jack handy.

 

Behad's ribs and brisket until my eyes exploded

 

if i had it my way, i'd prolly want to get laid one last time... maybe plant a couple seeds

 

Chuck Norris

But for real I would want a nice big ass burger and fries with a Coke and a good milk shake.. I dont know how anyone could eat when they are about to be killed, I bet I wouldnt be able to eat much for the last few weeks

 

The TDCJ website used to have a list of last meals before taking it down recently. Trust me, those guys got pretty much anything they wanted outside of cigs and alcohol.

 

Yeah, I've never understood that either.

 

so instead of asking for steak ask for a live cow..

 

milk that **** for all its worth!!! muaahahahahhahaa................. jk

 

If I were a condemned man, the only last meal I would want would be a nice piece of fresh poontang.

 

Yeah I remember I used to read those often......I wonder why they took them down? It was pretty interesting to see what people chose. Oh and I'm not psychotic by the way. I just visit that site often for work and had to browse the last meal list everytime I did.

 

I honestly don't know.

 

I think some family members of the dead inmates got in an uproar about confidentiality issues or something.

Oh, and my last meal would be a big plate of Tex Mex...a burrito, enchilada, fajita beef taco, some CCQ, and of course a big side of rice and beans. If anything, I'll make sure they have a long, messy cleanup...

 

Any poontang you might find in jail that is available will be far from fresh.

 

My last meal would be Pho made by my family