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Last Houston Rocket Standing in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by PhiSlammaJamma, Sep 20, 2015.

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Last Houston Rocket Standing in a Zombie Apocalypse?

  1. Ty Lawson

    1.2%
  2. Donatas Montiejunas

    4.6%
  3. Trevor Ariza

    3.7%
  4. James Harden

    3.3%
  5. Dwight Howard

    14.1%
  6. Kevin McHale

    5.4%
  7. Corey Brewer

    11.6%
  8. Patrick Beverley

    53.1%
  9. Clint Capela

    0.8%
  10. Other ( Dekker, Jones, Thornton, Harrell, McDaniels...)

    2.1%
  1. nolimitnp

    nolimitnp Contributing Member

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    Im gonna Harrell... he looks like the male twin of the african american gal (mashon?) with the sword on walking dead - and shes pretty bad ass...

    o/w I go capella... prob better survival skills....
     
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    Munster Mash!
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    lovely thread haha
     
  5. Road Rash

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    i voted Beverley and then saw he was by far the most voted for lol
     
  6. don grahamleone

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    McHale actually looks more like a zombie than Frankenstein. Wow.

    If we included former players, I'd go with Chuck Hayes. He can morph into things that he is not, like into a center.
     
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    McDaniels because everyone forgets he's on the roster... and the zombies will forget he exists too.
     
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    *hits blunt*
     
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    For real though, you could easily imagine Brewer with a bandana and machete in a Rambo-type setting, dude would just know what to do. I reckon he'd be the best to live with too.
     
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    Harden/Brewer can make it...

    Harden can shield him self by using one of his fat girlfriends
    Brewer is just too skinny and dry for Zombie's taste .
    Poor Ty he might run into those zombies and get caught for his 3rd DUI lol
     
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    Dwight, he has a nice gun collection from what i've read. So many that he has some that he's forgot about...
     
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    Beverley would be taking bites out of the zombies causing them to flee.
     
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    I have to say, there have been some surprisingly well thought out answers to this.

    1. The Wolverine angle of Bev being able to regenerate from any bite is clever.
    2. The Zombie walk camouflage angle with McHales is hilarious.

    But the clear and obvious answer here is Corey Brewer. The number one rule in surviving the zombie apocalypse is CARDIO. Also Brewer weighs approximately 80-85 pounds so he doesn't need much sustenance. He also has history of zombie shooting, as one user pointed out. But honestly, as we've all learned from watching The Walking Dead, to survive you need to have the right state of mind. Brewer is never gonna get down on himself or others. He'll always be happy and loving life. He will have the mental fortitude to keep going when others lose purpose.
     
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    Harden obviously, because he will flop and play dead. Zombies just walk past him.
     
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    I'm torn between Bev and DMo. I guess ill give the nod to wolverine over wolf-eater, because i think the tall pasty white boy would get seen from half a mile away.
     
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    1) Brilliant thread

    2) Obvious answer is Pat Bev.
     
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    I put Patrick Beverley, but I wish I could change my answer because I'm not even sure he's not already a zombie.
     

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